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The Dark Chocolate Knight: An Exchange in a Coffee Shop

A couple walks into a a coffee shop, directly behind them follows a little boy in Batman costume.

Barista : Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!

The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.

Mother: Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?

Boy: I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.

Mother: The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?

Boy: Yes. Yes, The Batman would.

The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.