Nov 15, 2013
my friends at lunch sometime like to steal food from people once they leave the table or aren't looking & the other day they took my cheetos without me realizing, but I knew they were gone, I just thought they fell out of my paper bag or something. so i was going to bed last night and started thinking about that time that they convinced someone that their cookie fell off the face of the Earth but then after lunch showed me their cookie.
but then i thought of my cheetos
and literally GOT UP AND IN MY HEAD SCREAMED,
THEY TOOK MY FUCKING CHEETOS
I told them this story & they basically died