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adding to my collection of mozart est là characters closet cosplay

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i'm gonna freeze to death and probably catch pneumonia at the muse concert this weekend but i'm gonna die looking good

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somebody make me an extra in stranger things bc the only person with a better outfit at this wedding is the bride

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got tagged by @pissoffghosts and @bitchybisexual

1. Are you named after anyone?

my mother originally wanted to name me after yvonne přenosilová, then changed her mind. i fixed it years later without even knowing.

2. When was the last time you cried?

probably like yesterday, i cry a lot over the smallest things. especially fiction.

3. Do you have kids?

nope. 

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

less than i used to, but yeah. 

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

i’m honestly not sure? probably what they wear...

6. What’s your eye color?

hazel, i guess? literally no one in this country knew how to call it till hp came out so... *shrugs*

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

happy endings! i used to think suffering was interesting and all, but now i just want things to end nicely. 

8. Any special talents?

my brain managed to catalogue a lot of music during my formative years, which means i often know titles and release years of things a lot of people listened to but couldn’t put a name on them. probably more of a “i’m obsessed with sound despite being tone deaf and still own a lot of tapes” than an actual talent, though.

9. Where were you born?

prague

10. What are your hobbies?

i like making playlist (i’d still be making mixtapes if i had a decent tape player), reading (my pile of unread books begs to differ) and trying new veggie dishes. recently started running and i enjoy that a lot - mostly because it makes me look cool.

11. Do you have any pets?

i have a pet tortoise whose name translates to Little Star (my sister named her when she was like two and a half)

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

played soccer for a bit, but then i wasn’t allowed to join the local team bc my parents didn’t want me to be the only girl there (boo!), kinda lost interest in sports after that. 

13. How tall are you?

5′5 on a reeeally good day. 

14. Favorite subject in school?

i enjoyed pretty much all the subjects that didn’t require me to do anything at home during middle school (technical drawing was hell and i almost failed, had to finish like 20 super boring drawings overnight, immediately scratched out my name and sold them after getting B), then hated pretty much every subject in grammar school. i ended up paying for an english class a couple years back, but it definitely wasn’t my favourite subject back when i was still in school. 

15. Dream job?

i don’t think i have one anymore, i just wanna do something that doesn’t stress me out or bore the hell out of me while getting paid a decent amount. i don’t really have the patience for majority of things that interest me, and i’m fine doing something i don’t particularly love as long as it doesn’t make me miserable. 

tagging @carrienotthekindofgirlyoudmarry, @antifaspiderman, @venusethereal, @ithurtslikeamotherfucker , @flogistona feel free to ignore

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billy hargrove is a piece of shit but boy, the aesthetic 👌 👌 👌

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Get to know people

tagged by @monstersandheartache

tagging @the-right-hand-of-light, @flogistona, @ithurtslikeamotherfucker and whoever wants to i guess? feel free to ignore

star sign: aries

height: 5'5 on a reeeally good day.

put your itunes or spotify on shuffle. what are the first 4 songs that popped up?

broken bones (CRX)

tainted love (soft cell)

that's not my name (the ting tings)

this is what matters (brian tyler, power rangers OST)

have you ever had a poem or song written about you? a high school classmate wrote a poem about me for an assignment. hilariously enough, he wrote actual romantic poems with literary references for my sister, and his moms confused the two of us during prom. i briefly thought i liked him in college, turned out i actually liked his girlfriend :D

when was the last time you played guitar? that's like the one instrument i never really cared for? probably tried playing it in like high school, i'm not sure...

who is your celebrity crush? i'm more of a "get a crush on some obscure youtuber" kind of person. most recent one is probably beatrice eli.

what's a sound you hate and a sound you love? plenty people grate on my nerves with their voice. i like the sound of rain.

do you believe in ghosts? more importantly, do ghosts believe in me?

how about aliens? they sure are out there!

do you drive? i’m gay and i can’t drive.

what was the last book you read? i mostly do the whole “starts reading 13 books at once, procrastinates on actually reading them by burning thru gazillion fics” thing, but most recent one i finished is What If It’s Us by becky albertalli and adam silvera 

do you like the smell of gasoline?  not particularly

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i’ve been mostly lucky considering what kind of shit i used to get into as a kid, but the two things that stand out are 1) that time i chipped my front teeth on a bike, and 2) that time i slipped and fell while walking on a football field railing. other than that, my body is content with failing on its own.

do you have an obsession right now? i’ve been really into power rangers lately, though i’m sure i’ll eventually cycle back to star wars. 

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? on one hand, i’m a petty bitch, on the other...i still live with my parents and constantly holding onto what they did to me would be actively damaging to my mental health so...

in a relationship? i wish!

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do i look sufficiently gay

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM BARFÜD 🦇🎃👻