#grade a+

[wifestock]

friend took a candid of my fat fucking thighs and ass :) face goes here

[scaledandspicy]

can we all collectively agree that ryland grace whimpers??

[sockstwinksncock]

Photo Source/Credit: Dominic Pranger

That’s some top shelf, high quality grade A meat 🥩

[burger-reviewer]

Tipsy Cow Burger Bar, Redmond, WA

The All American Smash, no sauce, LT removed in post

Grade: A

Meat: 2x4 oz patties; seasoned well; cooked through

Cheese: American cheese thoroughly melted; one slice on each patty, a good ratio

Bread: Bun has a nice texture and moisture, neither dry nor soggy; good size; baked in house

Execution: Served hot and fresh; not bleeding; outside of bun was exceptionally greasy, as if it had been buttered

Fries were also delicious: fresh, well salted, and just the right crispness and softness.

[grading-lyrics]

Jolene by Dolly Parton

An all-time classic. Dolly's lyrics are so kind to Jolene - she describes in sharp detail how beautiful this woman is. And it's unclear from the song if Jolene even wants this man, just he is attracted to her and it makes Dolly feel inferior. Great storytelling, great descriptiveness, excellent songwriting.

Originality & specificity: 9/10

Storytelling & imagery: 10/10

Flow & phrasing: 10/10

Emotional impact: 10/10

Cohesiveness & song structure: 10/10

Grade: A (98%)

The lyrics My grading system

[dangerthrillryanson]

You're what the film industry refers to as a "general audience", ain't ya, bud?

[quill-pen]

Yeah, Bess has and does definitely utilize those bed curtains to make a "glory hole" situation for Ebenezer.