Aug 3, 2025
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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
countdown trio!!
I love those fics where the Justice League first realise Bruce has kids, but I haven't seen a single one where they do the math
Superman: *looks from Batman to his kids, then back again*
Superman: I thought you said you were in your thirties?
Batman: Late thirties, but yes.
Green Lantern: *gestures to Nightwing and Red Hood* These two are like 30!
Nightwing: Rude! I'm 26. I don't look that old, do I B?
Red Hood: yes
Nightwing: I wasn't talking to you, gumball. Besides, at least I'm not 21 being called 30.
Red Hood: At least I didn't have to stay home from patrol last week because I threw my back out, old man
Nightwing:
Nightwing: *launches himself at Red-Hood knees-first*
Batman: Boys! Stop fighting! You're both full of youthful vigor
The Flash: *shaking his head* Babies having babies
camdrawstuff’s design of if Jason was a pink lantern
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I thought it was sick and had to draw it
Hal: Supes, you're too pure, you would probably have a heart attack if you flipped bird.
Clark: I have actually. Flipped the bird, that is.
Hal: Bullshit
Clark, thinking about spotting for Dick doing a backhand spring: I have.
Bruce, knowing what he's referring to: Yeah, I witnessed it.