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Genie: And what is your final wish?

Greldik, finishing his second tankard of ale: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS, BUDDY.

Barak and Silk: *holds hands*

Anheg: You guys are such good friends.

Barak: …No?

Silk: *gives Barak roses*

Rhodar: Bouquet for your best “bud”, eyyy?

Silk: No.

Barak, kneeling in front of Silk: Will you become my-

Belgarath, Javelin, Porenn, Greldik, and Islena: Best friend forever???

Silk and Barak: NO.

[In the sea of the east, after the battle in Cthol Mishrak but before they reach Mallorea to pick everyone up]

Anheg: You’re not just going to let him nap there, are you, Greldik?

Greldik: I have a policy about friends who turn into literal bears, Anheg. As far as I’m concerned, they can sleep anywhere they want!

Vella: What vexes all men?

Captain Greldik: The sea?

Barak: Calculus?

Silk: The dichotomy of good and evil?

Belgarath: She means women, you're all too gay for this question.

“I’m always prepared! Unless, of course, “prepared” means “sober”. In which case, I’m rarely prepared.”

— Captain Greldik.

Barak: Wow, Torak really hates us.

Captain Greldik: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Barak: But we're not gay?

Silk: We're not?

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