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Grom pre lol

#i have no right to make this joke #but i’m doing it anyway #kcd2 #grom pre #henry is a horse girl now #henry of skalitz #unhinged woman abuses photomode instead of playing the game

Julie Levandoski is going to ride my horse on Sunday

She met my trainer in a mishap of hers on a military fort nearby, became good friends and happened to bring her down to Kentucky to teach a clinic this past week. My trainer convinced her to do a training ride on Dip as a surprise for me, and holy shit I'm stoked. Spotty boy is gonna have a grom pre rider work on him, and I get to watch 😀

She's gonna push him too, to really get him on the ball. He's already been doing great after being introduced to softening at the trot and canter, and she's going to get his shit in gear even moreso. When Julie visited last she was really liking how he looked out in the field, so I can't wait to see what she thinks of him after the ride.

So so stoked, holy shit 🙆‍♀️

#mine #dip #grom pre #dressage #trainer

Eager pony, despite having the worlds worst dressage rider.

#Hermes #grom pre #lmao I feel awful looking at my position in these #but look at how much power he puts into these!!!

I had to make a mythical creature (via collage) for my art class, so I made Horsblr’s ideal mount. Say hello to the Grompre: A Grompre is a creature which resembles the body of a horse, the front legs of a cat, the hind legs of a kangaroo, the head/neck region of a dolphin, the wings of a hawk, and the tail of a fox all put together in a way that is typically a little backwards. In the case of this particular Grompre, his legs appear backwards and his head is upside-down. The Grompre has the agility of a cat, the jumping power of a kangaroo, the intelligence of a dolphin, and of course useless aesthetics borrowed from the hawk and the fox. The Grompre is a strange horse-based creature born out of the imaginations of many unrealistic backwards equestrians who very inaccurately believe they know what traits would make the best Grand Prix level horse. As a result, the capabilities of the Grompre are next to unknown as they have been so horrendously exaggerated over the years that no one remembers what they actually can do. As a of a recent polling, it seems the Grompre is capable of jumping over a minimum of 17 feet and physically incapable of scoring less than a 10 on any dressage movement. There is an iridescent shimmer to the outline of the Grompre which is rumored to be an amalgamation of all the hopes and dreams of eleven years olds with horse fantasies. One must be extremely careful of looking the Grompre in the eye as it is capable of bewitching even the most sensible equestrian into believing that just talent alone can create a top level competitor. A relatively harmless creature, the Grompre only eats soft peppermints and only appears to “true” equestrians looking for their next show mount. The Grompre is often used to symbolize naiveté, innocence, and unrealistic expectations in the equestrian world.

#horsblr #grom pre