#gross writes

[uhohgross]

Fuck. There's nothing better than a cute gassy guy letting out rumbly farts on you. ♡ Bonus points if you get to rub his tummy and you can feel everything gurgle in there /)♡w♡(\

[uhohgross]

Fuck. I really want a gassy guy to sit on my chest, ass in my face, and just, let it rip. Maybe he holds my arms down so I can't escape his stinky farts. ♡

[uhohgross]

Okay fuck. I never thought about it before because im not as into burps, but @secretlygross said something about neck burps and now I can't stop thinking about it.

Like neck kisses are so good. But neck burps?? Especially if it's like...oops. Like they didn't mean to, but they're so gassy, it just...bubbles up as they're giving you a hickey and you feel it rumble against your neck. They're so embaressed but you let them know it's okay ♡♡♡ and.. if maybe they could do it again? ♡♡♡ ///

[uhohgross]

Ugh. I just wanna rub some gassy tums.

Oof okay so like, idk about everyone, but my anxiety absolutely wrecks my stomach, and I know a few other people who also have various gi issues due to anxiety...

So just, someone having bad gas because of their anxiety. You can hear their stomach churn and gurgle, anxiety, quite literally, bubbling in their belly. Being able to rub their tummy ♡ You start gentle in the middle and just you touching their tummy makes them whimper because it's packed soooo tight with gas. You put just the tiiiinest bit of pressure and they're already letting loose warm, sick-sounding farts.

Maybe you put them in your lap so you can drape yourself around them, like a weighted blanket, but better. You get to feel all their rumbly rancid farts on your lap as you keep trying to sooth their tummy.

They sigh and squirm, anxious and embaresed about the situation...but also almost in tears from the relief and the soothing belly rubs.

"Shh~ It's okay. You're doing soo good ♡ just let it out ♡ you'll feel so much better"

[uhohgross]

I'm so sorry, but I have, the horny.

I wanna spoon a gassy guy sooo bad. We could get into some comfy clothes, or maybe just our underwear. I'd hold them tight and press myself sooo close. I'd get to feel every fart. I could rub their belly and slip my fingers between their legs, just play with them a bit.

It'd be soft, and lazy, and, oh god the smell~ It'd be so heavy...maybe they could dutch oven me later, get my mouth between those legs...

I'd end up getting real handsy, massaging, rubbing, holding their body-anything to make sure they're nice and relaxed so they can keep letting out those huge, bubbly, farts. I'd rut against their ass, tangle our legs together.

I just uuuugh, Fuck. I just...wanna make a gassy guy feel really good, ya know?

[uhohgross]

Any stoners out there?

Wouldn't it be kinda hot if we shared a blunt (or two...) and all the munchies we had make you kinda gassy, so now you gotta sit in my lap while I rub your belly and you can't stop letting farts out?

I dunno~ sounds kinda fun to me~♡

[uhohgross]

Fuck, imagine being in a triad and your partners are having a farting contest...and you get to be the judge ♡

[uhohgross]

Wall farts.

Wall farts are soooo hot. Just like someone (or you) pressing, or spreading their ass against a wall and farting. Bonus points if it's a shower wall because it's all steamy and wet and makes the farts sound so much sloppier.