Turns out Sukuna is Yujis great uncle lol. Why’d I instantly think of gravity falls and grunkle stan and Mabel’s relationship. Cause in another life (if gege wasn’t mean) that’s exactly the type of relationship Yuji and Sukuna woulda have.
Two chaos agents doing whatever the fuck they want. Grunkle Sukuna being mean to Yuji calling him weird (but buying whatever weird shit he wants), casually tossing him all over the place (but beating the shit out of anyone else who tries), he’d be scamming the shit out of everyone using a naive Yuji to get away with shit.
Cause “no officer I wasn’t there I was with my grand nephew right brat” and Yuji looks up with those big ol eyes like yeah we played video games, not thinking of the time Sukuna slipped out cause he was too focused on the movie he was watching.
Instead he got a murderous cranky grunkle a la Ford but without the caring for his family part.