Charis vs Ephemer trying to bring back mogs 13-in-1 soap (wtf do you used to drink it)
“But Charis, it gets things done so much faster.”
“No. No. Ephemer, if there’s anything you should be taking your time on, it’s personal hygiene!”
“Speed is one of its major selling points, kupo! Perfect for Keyblade wielders who need more time to spare for their missions and other daily tasks.”
“Merguez, I’ll collect more Orichalcum for you if you ban him from buying this.”
“Hey! Why did you agree to that so easily?!”
“Unlike you, Mr. Union Leader, Master Charis actually respects the way I conduct business.”