S2E1: “What was that a floating ring in space?” S2E1: “That human’s voice is completely different.” S2E1: “I’m going to need a human dictionary just to understand what’s going on.” S2E1: “Creator, I wasn’t serious.”
S2E2: “Their aim sucks.” S2E2: “I guess that’s only fair since he apparently killed him but wow.” S2E2: “HAH. That’s why relying on projectile weapons will get you scrapped.” S2E3: “I can’t believe this is exchange is working. This is embarrassing.” S2E3: “I have a feeling this is supposed to be humiliating but I can’t figure out why being a girl, wearing ribbons and kissing boys would be by their definitions in here.” S2E4: “I thought purple guy might be sane, like Tex. I was wrong.” S2E4: “Laziness aside, Grif’s sarcasm is great.” S2E4: “Wiggling dongles. Primus.” S2E5: “What is going on with Caboose?” S2E5: “Seriously? That was the password? What is wrong with these people.” S2E6: “You can fight a machine gun. I have done it. It hurts.” S2E6: “Why are these people allowed around machinery of any kind.” S2E9: “I don’t want to know anything more about that garden hose story.” S2E9: “Yes Lopez, they are stupid.” S2E9: “oh great, zealotry. As if I haven’t heard enough of that with the Decepticons and Autobots as it is.” S2E10: “Oh yay. romance plots. My faaaaavorite.” S2E10: “TEX!” S2E11: “What’s with Tucker’s rock. I don’t understand.” S2E11: “Heh. Thin line between not caring and listening. I like that.” S2E11: “How would fleshy bits mix would cybernetics? Gross.” S2E13: “What was Donut doing with the cyborg parts anyway.” S2E14: “Well there goes the only guy on the red team I like. Goodbye Grif.” S2E14: “I’m not comfortable with all this innuendo with Lopez and Sheila.” S2E14: “Wow that song is horrible. Vocal fluctuations. Have you heard of it?” S2E14: “Damn. Tex is gone again.” S2E15: “How is Grif still alive? Is that sergeant even medically trained for this?” S2E16: “The robot that no one understands has information regarding their operation. Stellar.” S2E17: “The machines are rebelling against their horrible treatment. Who could have ever seen that coming?” S2E17: “That AI got way more violent inside of the pacifist medic. And goofy.” S2E18: “What is with these guys are their obsession with girls?” S2E18: “Surrenders don’t work like this. What the pit.” S2E18: “Could have done without the lube job comments.” S2E19: “I thought these robots weren’t supposed to have intelligence.” S2E19: “How do you have feul and nap time at the same time?” S2E19: “How are old married couples supposed to bicker? Because it sounds uncomfortable.” S2E19: “There is way too much stuff going on all at once. This is going to end up badly.” S2E19: “I don’t know what a fax machine is but that is uncomfortable.” S2E19: “What the pit is that? Weird purple hover motorcycle thing.” S2E19: “Lessons in literary themes. Great.” S2E19: “Why would the teleporter need to be programmed to go somewhere it was just programmed to go?” S2E19: “TEX!” S2E19: “That was a horrible place to leave off. At least there’s a scenery change next season I guess.”