YOU’RE WATCHING LIVE IN EMPIRE CITY WITH WES WEASELY! IT’S WEASELS WILD!
The curtain opens, and out comes Wes. He looks a little nervous this time, his grin just a bit wider. The audience cheers and laughs at the sight of him, and the Weasel grabs at his collar comically, pulling on it with a “yeesh” kind of expression.
As he gestures to his desk, laughter erupts from the audience–his desk is just gone, or at the very least, it’s now inside what looks like a cube of bullet proof glass that’s been nailed to the floor. Well, that’s always a good sign, right? Don’t gamble on your safety, folks. There’s a guest sofa right next to the cube.
Wes makes his way over, entering through the back and locking it up tight inside before he takes a seat at his desk, speaking into a microphone.
“My guest tonight, as you’ve probably guessed, is one of the MANY great enemies of this planet--he ripped through our cities and just completely wiped out any and all resistance forces! What a tough break, but you gotta admire his persistence and determination!”
“Please welcome… Infinite the Jackal!” @lnfinitc