Jun 6, 2014
If I stumble over one more pair of boxers, I'm putting Alec out on the patio. It's bad en-- Blimey, what's got you so worked up?
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If I stumble over one more pair of boxers, I'm putting Alec out on the patio. It's bad en-- Blimey, what's got you so worked up?
You know what'd be absolutely fantastic right about now?
A fuckin drink.
I'm starting to think that people are getting dumber by the day. Maybe it's just me but I can't be the only one perpetually annoyed and frustrated with everyone I come in contact with.
If I have to hear the words "You're excellent, but you're not quite what we're looking for" one more time I swear I'm going to go on a rampage. You've been warned.
First one to get me a bag of jelly slugs and a bottle of firewhiskey wins my heart and an impromptu performance for the night.
Is a good place to practice Quidditch in London too much to ask for? I detest going to my parents' every time I want to hit some bludgers around.
Its always a fun day when you leave work and everyone important has gashes on their bodies from actually saving people. Meanwhile, my hand hurts from paper work.
— Oh no. I’m not bitter.
I just don't even know what day it is anymore. Monday? Thursday? It doesn't even matter but I just legitimately have no idea and I think that's a problem.