#h!pizza

[jay-song]

psst hey psst

i made an ask blog for deluxe

[askmitchowens]

deluxe didn’t taste like pizza :C

[jay-song]

Since h!pizza 'greasy', that means will it slip in easily ? (you know whut im talking about....)

omg

what do you even want me to say??

i mean, frick, i--yes???????

[jay-song]

h!pizza fact

his name is deluxe because of so many pizzas having the word deluxe in them (e.g. deluxe meat party yeah flavour, deluxe large make-the-most-of-it size pizza, etc.)

and he's a greaser because, no matter how delicious pizzas are, they are notoriously, nastily greasy

like seriously

pat that shit down with a napkin first