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[butcherhog]

heyyy yesterday was fun so u wanna talk about overwatch more or

yeAH SURE lets get in a chat tho maybe

[butcherhog]

yeah!! but like, roadhog likes to experiment with his spices and ways of cooking things. like maybe putting more salt or replacing the salt with pepper would taste better? what about putting some chips in my grilled cheese? he likes to try new things, and junkrat is happy to try them out to make roadhog happy. and most of the time, junkrat actually likes what roadhog makes!

gr8 now all i can imagine is them snacking on grilled cheese & it become s junkrats favorite food aaaaaaaaaa

[butcherhog]

i think junkrat will like put mountains of spicy spaces and hot sauce and peppers on whatever he eats; he likes to get a kick out of his meals. he doesn't know if roadhog likes spicy stuff, so he sneaks some hot sauce into his salad or bean hotdog. turns out he doesn't like it, and he gets pretty angry at junk

YEAH he loooves making his food just a bit too spicy to handle for himself

hog just likes some garlic or w/e in his meals, nothing too festive & explosive like rat might prefer

[butcherhog]

junkrat refuses to eat any type of pork, even though (surprisingly) roadhog doesn't mind it. besides, if someone eats pigs, than fine. he isn't the kind of vegetarian that shoves their beliefs down everyone's throats. junkrat just doesn't do it bc he'll think it's rude if he does eat it. and, surprising yet again, both of them are actually good at cooking! they make meals for one another, and they both think it's really good, and they compliment one another on the meals!!

!!!!!!! junkrat taking the whole “say bacon one more time” thing a bit too seriously w/ refusing to eat any pork but hog appreciates it nonetheless

the cooking for each other is rlly cute i bet rat is a quick learner w/ spices n stuff he knows how to make things tasty but will mostly use meat in meals 

roadhog makes a vegetarian dish for the both of them at least twice a weak & tries to get rat to eat some new kind of fruit or veggie every once in a while (new to rat at least) trying to make the dish tasty & make sure rat doesnt just shove it in w/o barely even chewing (its a habit, in the wasteland its sometimes better to just swallow ur food in one go if u wanna keep it inside ur body bc most of it tastes awful) 

hog sometimes still catches rat chewing on leftover bits of human jerky in the sidecar, but he won’t say a thing abt it

[butcherhog]

yes!!!! omg vegetarian roadhog and cannibal junkrat are so good,, roadhog makes sure that he eats something other than just meat, and junkrat scavenges for plants to give to roadhog to eat. at one point they find an overgrown garden in the backyard of some house, filled with blueberries, strawberries, carrots and tons of fruits and vegetables. roadhog is so happy, and he makes both of them salads and drinks with the supplies!!

BIG VEGGIE MEAL NIce i mean its probably kinda irradiated too like everything else is but junkrat probably rly likes the whole platter of different foods, little bit of variation from constantly eating p much tasteless dried meat

[butcherhog]

yeah!!! and like after a while he refuses to eat animals bc human meat, even though it still has radiation, it has less radiation than animal meat. roadhog doesn't think the human jerky is human at first but he finds junkrat dismembering remains of a person they had killed earlier. he's surprisingly organized considering how jittery he is; stripping off long strands of meat and burning off the fat and whatnot

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESi think i saw some post once abt roadhog trying to get him out of the habit of eating ppl tbh but... . nahh.... nah no thnxim keeping roadhog a vegetarian in this au tho

[butcherhog]

junkrat's first time every eating another being is himself with his arm, because he had to do it for survival. but once he tries it he's like?? man, this tastes good so when he runs out of food and when he kills someone, he decides to cook them and eat them. can't let these corpses rot, right? enter a long addiction to the taste of human meat. of course he doesn't eat innocents or children, just those trying to kill him

right!!  only the ones he kills for survival go d i love this hc

[butcherhog]

junkrat also invented minions. the other gods don't know how to feel about this. zenyatta doesn't really care, bc tbh, zenyatta kinda likes minions. also put EVERYTHing aside bc cannibal junkrat? count me in imagine him going on cannibal cafe or something and being like 'ok so i got this body and?? how do i make it taste good' also i headcannon that junkrat ate his arm bc he was literally dying of hunger. so he ripped his arm off and ate it. he feels terrible for it and has nightmares about it

oh!! mY!! GOD!! YEBs ty lets get in on that cannibal stuff bc tbh all i can imagine is jr killing someone bc Survival and then thinking “yknow its kindof a waste to let so much fresh meat go to shit” bUT YEAH EATING THE ARM TBH?? GOOD??? maybe the leg first