✩(Ember & Hothead ... Because why not )
The Ultimate Relationship Tag
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Who is more likely to raise their voice? Ember without a doubtWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Ember because she’s usually a lot of talk and no follow through when it comes to the idea of being lonelyWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Hothead maybe?Who trashes the house? Ember is not that neatDo either of them get physical? The occasional slap/grabbing the other’s arm roughly when angry, definitely sparring, and Ember’s very physical when arousedHow often do they argue/disagree? A normal amount? hahaWho is the first to apologize? They strike me more as the couple that apologizes with actions and not words unless they really have to say it
Who is on top? Ember tries to be the one on top the most, but it depends on the moodWho is on the bottom? Depends on the moodWho has the strangest desires? EmberAny kinks? Public sex, and handcuffs and whipped creamWho’s dominant in bed? They both are, it makes things interestingIs head ever in the equation? Of course it isIf so, who is better at performing it? Hothead and Ember appreciates itEver had sex in public? YESWho moans the most? EmberWho leaves the most marks? HotheadWho screams the loudest? EmberWho is the more experienced of the two? That’s a toss upDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Depends on the moodHow long do they usually last? As long as they need toIs protection used? SometimesDoes it ever get boring? I would say ‘no’Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? An aisle in the library
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Ember isn’t planning on kids, but she’d be okay with themIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 1 or 2Who is the favorite parent? HotheadWho is the authoritative parent? Ember surprisinglyWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? I feel like they would both be okay with thatWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Okay these two are prolly the most chill parents about junk foodWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? EmberWho goes to parent teacher interviews? EmberWho changes the diapers? If Hothead thinks he’s getting out of it, he’s crazyWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? EmberWho spends the most time with the children? That’s a toss upWho packs their lunch boxes? EmberWho gives their children ‘the talk’? HotheadWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? HotheadWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Ember
Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? Hothead, fight meWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? EmberWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? Depends on the situation, hahaHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? More like how long can they cuddle until one of them makes a move on the otherWho gives the most kisses? EmberWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Playing with fireWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? The couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? HotheadHow often do they get time to themselves? As often as they can make it happen
Who snores? EmberIf both do, who snores the loudest? She’s loud when she’s sickDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Share because even with separate beds for whatever reason, Ember climbs into hisIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up togetherWho talks in their sleep? EmberWhat do they wear to bed? Underwear or nothing I would suspectAre either of your muses insomniacs? EmberCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Prolly notDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Limbs entwinedWho wakes up with bed hair? Both of themWho wakes up first? HotheadWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? HotheadWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Ember likes having her head on his chest and her arms around himWho hogs the sheets? Hothead so she gets up in his business--he prolly does it on purpose, hahaDo they set an alarm each night? No, hahaCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? Both of themWho has ridiculous dreams? HotheadWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? EmberWho makes the bed? Do they even make the bed?What time is bed time? Whenever they feel like itAny routines/rituals before bed? Brushing their teeth while being playful in the bathroom and either light groping or some sex if they’re in the moodWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Hothead
Who is the busiest? EmberWho rakes in the highest income? EmberAre any of your muses unemployed? HotheadWho takes the most sick days? EmberWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither prolly cares if they’re on timeWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Ember does odd jobs for money and Hothead chills with the brotherhoodWho stresses the most? HotheadDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They seem to most of the timeAre your muses financially stable? Ember is
Who does the washing? Ember when they have toWho takes out the trash? HotheadWho does the ironing? NeitherWho does the cooking? It’s called takeout, but Ember will cook when she’s trying to be romantic or trying to apologizeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? They both have fire powers, so...Who is messier? EmberWho leaves the toilet roll empty? EmberWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? EmberWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? HotheadWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? HotheadWho mows the lawn? HotheadWho answers the telephone? EmberWho does the vacuuming? EmberWho does the groceries? HotheadWho takes the longest to shower? Ember because she’s a girl, hahaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Ember
Is money a problem? NoHow many cars do they own? OneDo they own their home or do they rent? OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Countryside if those are the choicesDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YesWhat’s their song? Gonna Start a Fire, tbhWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Their jobs more than likely and then they make it up to each other when they meet back upWhere did they first meet? A gathering where Ember was stealing stuffHow did they first meet? Ember ran into him and told him not to watch her go because she might get caughtWho spends the most money when out shopping? EmberWho’s more likely to flash their assets? EmberWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BothAny mental issues? Probably a ton for both of themWho’s terrified of bugs? Hothead if either of themWho kills the spiders around the house? NeitherTheir favourite place? AnywhereWho pays the bills? EmberDo they have any fears for their future? A few, yesWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? HotheadWho uses up all of the hot water? Hey, shower togetherWho’s the tallest? HotheadWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? HotheadWho wanders around in their underwear? EmberWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? EmberWhat do they tease each other about? All sorts of thingsWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? I don’t think either of them cares muchDo they have mutual friends? ProbablyWho crushed first? Ember--she thought he was super attractive and he didn’t seem to care that she was a hot messAny alcohol or substance related problems? Ember has been known to drink just a little too muchWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Ember, but it depends probablyWho swears the most? That’s a toss up