I think Machete is a tortilla. I figure there's Metaphor in there. Summat about how a cold tortilla handled wrong is a strong contender for the worst bread experience you can have. But a properly warmed and handled tortilla can make you wonder what the big deal with all that European loaf nonsense is.
Vasco would be that European loaf nonsense, naturally. That man is a particularly good fresh roll.
Okay, posting this separately because it made my cheeks hurt from trying to keep a straight face.
These are my characters “Cold Tortilla Handled Wrong” and “European Loaf Nonsense”.










