#hal pls

[azzie-tangerine]

So desperate for official Prince Fluff merch that I’ve started dreaming about it

[americanalien-b]

i trusted u and you still bring up my days working as a cake stripper against me i feel betrayed

“I actually never said you were a cake stripper to anyone, and I’m still not telling.”

[daroachie]

[bunnivalentine]

‘ he cheats on you . a lot . compulsively . ’ - hal

random ask starter??? pls correct me if im wrong + @volubils

As she wrapped the baked good well and secure; she took a quick glance over to Hal. The vampire always had something to say; sticking his nose in where it didn’t belong; but she wondered how he knew such information. Was he following her; perhaps sizing her up for his next meal---it didn’t come as much shock if that were the case. Micha is quick to put his good into a paper bag and slides it onto the counter. She eyes him up and down once more; wondering why he would meddle his nose where it didn’t belong. 

“ you know this man----whoever he may be; is cheating on me because...you’ve seen it? How do you know I’m not the one getting my hands dirty, unless you’re wasting your endless time spying? a bit creepy, don’t you think?” 

[hzcleski]

what was your favorite movie as a child?

“the mighty ducks. it’s still one of my favorite movies now, and not just because i’ve only ever seen three movies. it’s just one of the greatest films of all time.”

[hzcleski]

[carolxferrisx]

@fallenwillpower Hal don't kinkshame me. That's my job

[frequency141-12]

Hal is a little shit when he tells snake he's "naive" after believing him about the pentazemenxjdkdn and sea sickness. Ofc snake is gonna believe you, you're his info guy, his bff, he trusts you lmfao