#halemasen

[kellythepitiablefangirl]

the realest twilight group chats be talkin bout edward’s penis at 1:00 am EST

[cynicalbisexual]

YOURE MY FAVORITE PERSON

OMG WHAT NO WAY OGIUJKNTUKJT

[kellythepitiablefangirl]

[midnightsvns]

I hate u

let me remind u we’re still married

[cynicalbisexual]

I love your icon!

omg thank you i love yours too :D

[midnightsvns]

IT WAS 10:53 IN NEW YORK AND MY IPAD IS PROGRAMMED TO SHOW NY TIME AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS PROGRAMED FOR NY TIME and my life is a mess but thanks I would take you to SWITZERLAND BUT THEN AGAIN NO

we’re getting a divorce, you can’t take me places anymore

actually, you never did take me anywhere

this is why this marriage was a mistake

[midnightsvns]

Update: it is now 10:53 and Pepe is very much prevalent in your icon on mobile

IT’S 5AM IN SWITZERLAND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

the divorce papers will be waiting to be signed once you wake up

[midnightsvns]

I'm laughing so hard this is so funny oh my god

s hsut t he fuCK UP