"Seeing all of these pathetic little brokens with their adorable (sometimes) eyes and their adorable (sometimes) small size, do you think to yourself: "man, I want a tiny lil bird too!"?
Well, look no further, as Voice of the Sexyman is proud to introduce a solution to your lack of Broken needs!"
"Introducing the Broken blind Box! (Box art thanks to our freelance employee @coldranger )
Now YOU, our darling audience can take home a miniature crybaby to raise how you see fit!
Each box contains a random contestant in a tiny plushie format (With optional keychain), as well as a sticker of Tower, approving of your adoption!
If you find yourself unsure on what to do with your random choice of baby, I made a handy suggestion page:
And if you wish to know what these adorable plushes would look like, if you don't mind spoiling yourself, you may look under the cut.
Regardless, we hope you enjoy our product and continue to support us!"
