#halfphantom gardener

[love-coloured-witch]

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"If I put my hand in her ghost half, does that mean I gave her a handjob?"

[love-coloured-witch]

"Oi witch, one of my tea kettles is missing. Was it you that took it?"

"Oh I did? Tsk tsk... Whatever shall I do with myself? I do apologize for my lack of judgement and the sticky fingers. I simply must get that under control, mind you. Now wait right here, I'll be out in two dusts of a fairy's bottom." What.

[asknueidentified]

"You can mimic other people's appearances yes? but can you mimic their skills or is that impossible?"

"Impossible?  How I love that word."

"Tell me.  What is the difference between your skill with a sword and my own, lacking though it may be?  We both can swing a blade.  So what makes you a skilled swordmaster and me a novice with a pointy bit of metal?"

"Or to be less obtuse about the answer.  No, I cannot technically mimic abilities directly.  However, let me put it to you this way."

"Any sufficiently advanced lie is indistinguishable from the truth."

"So, no.  I cannot wield a blade as well as you.  However, I can make others believe that I can, and most importantly, I can make my opponent believe that I am.  And really, so long as the end result is the same, does it matter how I got there?"

[dreamerphoenix]

halfphantom-gardener said: Supers in J are beyond good. I didn’t think a GBA could put out scenes like that…Also thanks for the tip in what to invest my money in upgrades for Granteed.

[[For Supers, invest in HP and Armor mainly, and EN on the side.

For Reals, invest in Mobility fully and some in EN spending a feeeew points on HP scarcely.

But most importantly, invest in weapon upgrades now and then. It isn't necessary in J, but oh god you won't finish any other SRW if you don't.

Supers are your inaccurate tanks/dmg dealers, Reals dodge and deal ok-lowish damage but have great accuracy.

Now go and DESTROY J]]

[dreamerphoenix]

halfphantom-gardener said: Granteed was the mech I chose. It seemed to have survivability to it.

[[Aah, you chose exactly what I picked for my first J run too, ahaha.

Yeah, Toya/Granteed is extremely solid. Granteed has a lot of armor and hp if you invest on them. It won't ever dodge an attack, but it doesn't NEED to dodge them because they'll only be dealing 400 dmg on you at most later on.

Supers in J are extremely good.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

halfphantom-gardener said: Well I can understand that being Hispanic myself…We can be rather loud at times…As for SRW, WHY HAS MY LIFE BEEN MISSING THIS FOR SO LONG. Currently on episode 2 of Toya’s path

[[Oh, are you, now! Well I didn't know that. So not only do you possess a badass shirt, but also have LATIN VIM. You are headed towards SUCCESS.

And, I see! Nice! Which mech did you pick?]]

[asknueidentified]

halfphantom-gardener replied to your post: Seems Nue caught the attention of a drunken Mystia, clinging rather close to her. “Hey, hey… Why don’t you show me what you can do with your wings."

damn it i fell right for it

((Well, to be fair, you had no reason not to.))

romantic--children replied to your post: Seems Nue caught the attention of a drunken Mystia, clinging rather close to her. “Hey, hey… Why don’t you show me what you can do with your wings."

» I wouldn’t say terrible… But for sure, deceptive.

((Appropriate for the muse is it not?))

randomtengureporter replied to your post: Seems Nue caught the attention of a drunken Mystia, clinging rather close to her. “Hey, hey… Why don’t you show me what you can do with your wings."

[[WELL PLAYED!]]

((What can I say? I couldn't resist.))

[dreamerphoenix]

halfphantom-gardener said: MARIO 64 THOU

[[I swear that cartridge has suffered enough abuse to justify several lawsuits against me and IT STILL WORKS.

NINTENDIUM, STRONGEST ELEMENT IN THE MILKY WAY AND ANDROMEDA, MY GOD.]]