#halotolerant

[lilolilyr]

Of course the first thing I gotta do when I'm in a new fandom is make a podfic xD even though I should be doing like a million different things right now, not even talking about all my fic wips... Oh well, I couldn't help myself!

10 minute podfic on Ao3, of @halotolerant's Hastings x Poirot ficlet, rated T, friends to lovers, mild h/c, fluff, no warnings apply.

Summary: If a man was to feel anything as irrational as love (love, that was to say, of a person or something else suspect, not king and country which was only proper), then that man could express that love in two ways...

[wangxianficrecs]

Adult Learning

by halotolerant

E, 9k, wangxian

Summary:  ‘Don’t indulge in pleasure,’ was perfectly comprehensible - at fourteen Lan Wangji already knew that that meant no second helping of stew, even if you were still hungry, and definitely no more little cakes, your mother should never have made those for you to try in the first place.

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Or Five Times Lan Wangji learnt something about sex

My comments:  Oh. Oh, Lan Wangji, bless yer heart. Taught all your life that 'this kind of thing' was bad and simply... not getting it at all. Mystified. Because it doesn't fit within the boundaries of your rule-defined world.

This is a lovely character study, Lan Wangji butting up against the edges of his world and Wei Wuxian providing all the impetus. In spite of the rating, there's really no sex at all, or even UST. Just a really confused man who is longing for something he can't even define.

(There’s a moment when he sees wwx and nhs fooling around by the river, but don’t worry OTP shippers, this story is thoroughly wangxian, so I didn’t tag that as a relationship.)

sex ed, sex education in gusu, sweet baby lan wangji, 5 times, accidental voyeurism, lan qiren’s A+ parenting, developing relationship, attempted seduction, pornography collection, getting together, first kiss, grief/mourning, happy ending, @halotolerant

(You may wish to REBLOG as a signal boost for this author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

[gruntsandpoetry]

Is Mads ALLOWED to be so good at fighting and naked??? Are we allowed to be so blessed??? Seems fake, I am a concern, the universe is not usually so kind

I’m p sure if you asked Mads what his ideal script would be it would look something like him naked and covered in filth and head-butting everyone and also he shoots a fire extinguisher in mid-air and what I’m saying is Mads Mikkelsen wrote the script for the upcoming Netflix film Polar.

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

John: On a cold spring night Would you offer your throat to the brother of the alpha?

Francis: Will he offer me his mouth?

John: Yes

Francis: Will he offer me his teeth?

John: Yes

Francis: Will he offer me his jaws?

John: Yes

Francis: Will he offer me his hunger?

John: Yes

Francis: Again, will he offer me his hunger?

John: Yes!

Francis: And will he starve without me?

John: Yes!

Francis: And does he love me?

John: Yes

Francis: Yes

John: On a cold spring night Would you offer your throat to the brother of the alpha?

Francis: Yes

John: I bet you tell that to all the brothers ...

I got inspired by

“Three Winters, Four Springs” by the lovely and talented halotolerant

and shamlessly ripped of an awesome song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t11CwlG444

@halotolerant

I hope it is O.K for you, but I just couldn’t help myself ... it is just so fitting ...

Your story is awesome and I kept waiting with bated breath for each update

[popliar]

*high fives* I think I ALSO shipped Catra and Adora, or at least when I look back at 5 year old me's interests and priorities for that show, this is the most logical conclusion 😁

yesssssss - what could be better than friends to enemies to lovers, WITH MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATIONS AND FLYING PONIES???

[sineala]

Happy Birthday you super awesome person you! 😀🎉🌈🐣🎁

Aww, thanks so much, halo!

[annleckie]

October is such long time! *grabbyhands*

It’ll be here before you know it.

[hollyashes]

@jay-eagle wanted to see a drawing of the kitchen scene from No Place Like Home by @halotolerant!