Guys, my cat is mentally handicapped. He literally is. The vet thinks he didn't get enough oxygen at birth and that's why he jumps into closed windows all the time. Usually he's functional, though. But tonight. Tonight I gave him a small bowl of milk. He was under the chair (his favorite place) so I put it next to the chair. He attempted to stick his face into the bowl but couldn't reach. Instead of walking out to the bowl he STUCK HIS FOOT IN AND LICKED THE MILK OFF. Eventually he starts crying because he wasn't getting much milk. At this point, I probably should've helped him, that would've been the kind thing to do. Unfortunately, I was rather incapacitated at the time (rolling on the floor crying tears of laughter because I am an awful person), so he proceeded to upgrade from crying to wailing and started flinging himself against the bar. Finally, I had to just scoot the bowl under the table for him. Half a second later, he was purring. Guys. I love my handicapped kitty.