#handler (button)

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Updated my rules to properly explain my stance on NSFT (and link to the sideblog)…

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(Also, I learned how to use a Read More)

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"Mammon's dead? Ah, so that's why everyone at the Timeline Divergence Monitoring Office for Realmline HBHH was panicking."

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“8/10. Missed the one on closest star to Earth, and about which crystals ease anxiety.”

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Continued from here with @longislandvigilante

An oddity noted by researchers of the strange and supernatural the world over was that the things that went bump in the night were more likely to bump into those alone in the dark, that the unbelievable was most likely to be encountered by those who would never be believed.

Which was why, when one needed to find that which could not be found, the best place to look was with the tin foil hats.

“Yes, I did. Faulkner, was it?” The man in the blue suit asked. Inviting an investigator to his safehouse was risky, but worth what he was after.

“You may call me Mr. Button. You and I have something in common.”

Button sat down in a comfortable armchair. “If we revealed half of what we knew to be true, we'd be called liars, lunatics, or worse.”

He gestured to the identical chair across from him. “Come, sit down, let's talk business.”

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Hi there, I went to check you muse page but the link doesn't seem to be working on your Carrd and leads to a 'Not Found' page

Oops! Thought I fixed that. It should be working now, but in case it isn’t, here’s the link.

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Continued from here with @zoralux

“Alrighty, here’s the deal in as few words as possible. A dear friend of mine has been kidnapped by one of your old ‘masters-’” He said this with enough contempt to kill a bantha, “-and I need someone to infiltrate and rescue him and, preferably, collect the ten thousand credit bounty on your former master’s head.”

Button placed his briefcase on a nearby table. “Is that transparent enough for you?”

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Meet the Team (and Button.)

Cas

Full Name: Casper Updog Cade

Alias: The Cascade, Cas, Sugar Glider, Clouded-Eyes

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 175 lbs.

Romantic Alignment: Demi/Panromantic (Men, Women, Non-Binary)

Sexual Alignment: Pansexual (Men, Women, Non-Binary)

Gender Alignment: Cisgender Male (He/Him)

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Good

Personality: Bombastic, sarcastic, smug son of a gun. Ex-supervillain, and it shows.

Hair: Short black hair side-swept and undercut, clean shaven on face

Skin: Olive, sometimes a little ashy, no freckle

Eyes: Milky White, covered in a film

Clothing: Brown long coat, gas mask, bronze goggles, dark brown khakis, welder's gloves, forest green sweater

Notable Features: Bat-Symbol-shaped scar over eyes.

Notes: Casper suffers from migraines due to implants in his head that allow him to see.

Possible Weaknesses: Removal of Medical Implants, Fear Toxin

Mac

Full Name: Mackenzie Jovi Thorns

Alias: Mac, The Five-Fingered-Freak, The Black Rose, Picks-at-Thorns

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 187 lbs.  

Romantic Alignment: Homoromantic (Women)

Sexual Alignment: Homosexual (Women)

Gender Alignment: Genderfluid (She/Her, They/Them)

Moral Alignment: Lawful Good

Personality: Warm and caring, but also very determined. She will make you better if it kills the both of you.

Hair: Shoulder length hair in a top knot, dyed red.

Skin: Asian skin tone, no notable freckles or other natural marks

Eyes: Amber gold

Clothing: Long white capri pants, deck shoes, t-shirt of various colors (usually flowers.)

Notable Features: Lighting strike scars on hands, minor laceration scars on face

Notes: Due to her combat history when working as a medic, and possibly before even then, Mac suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Proximity to sources of extreme heat and being restrained trigger panic attacks and/or flashbacks. She is also skilled in botany. Combat history includes work in secret military project know as  Project: C██d██.  

Possible Weaknesses: Heat and Rope Restraints

Zed

Full Name: James Charles-May-Son

Alias: Niner-Zed, Zed, The Living Shadow, Olun Kingang, Baron Zulus Ua Versa of Plentygreen

Height: 6’2”

Weight: 212 lbs.

Romantic Alignment: Omniromantic (Any Legally Consenting Partner)

Sexual Alignment: Asexual (Sex-Repulsed)

Gender Alignment: Cisgender Male

Moral Alignment: Neutral Good

Personality: An iceberg of a guy. He's very cold to strangers, but loving to his friends. In short, he leaves nothing in half-measures, when it comes to both hostility and kindness.

Hair: Short black kink hair in a military buzz cut

Skin: Dark skin, blemishes on neck

Eyes: Soft grey eyes

Clothing: Black military clothing, combat boots.

Notable Features: prosthetic right leg.

Notes: Zed can render himself completely invisible to any sapient viewer. He also suffers from phantom pains in his right leg. He is also suspected of murdering several Imperial officers involved in Project: C██d██.  

Possible Weaknesses: Removal of Prosthesis, Use of Sniffer Dogs

Avoir Hedtlet

Full Name: Avoir Hedtlet

Alias: Avoir, Master Hedtlet, General Hedtlet, The Worst (Only by Casper Cade)

Height: 6’0”

Weight: 181 lbs

Romantic Alignment: Aromantic

Sexual Alignment: Asexual

Gender Alignment: Cisgender Male (He/Him)

Moral Alignment: True Neutral, leaning towards neutral good

Hair: White hair, tied back

Skin: Off-white skin, with some scars from various injuries

Eyes: White, giving the illusion of no irises.

Clothing: Brown Jedi robes

Notable Features: Missing eye replaced with cybernetic equivalent of T'Kal design, with implanted [REDACTED], and partial replacement of jaw due to land mine incident while stationed on Ob'Dego, scattered scars on opposite side of face from lightsaber injury

Notes: On all official records, Hedtlet is to be listed as having died approximately 19 BBY. Any records of the order of Force-Wielders known as the Knights of the Twilight Meridian are to be burned, erased, or otherwise destroyed upon final use.

Possible Weaknesses: Kyber rounds, electromagnetic pulse to face, removal of [REDACTED] in cybernetic eye.

Button

Full Name:   █████  ██████  ██████  

Alias: Button, Mr. Button

Height: 5′11″

Weight: 192 lbs

Romantic Alignment: Biromantic

Sexual Alignment: Bisexual

Gender Alignment: Questioning (They/Them)

Moral Alignment: Hopefully Neutral Good

Personality: Smooth-talking huckster. Always seems to know things I shouldn't.

Hair: Blond neck-length hair styled in a pompadour

Skin: Tanned skin, some freckles on cheeks.

Eyes: Steel grey

Clothing: Blue pinstripe suit, white shirt, orange necktie.

Notable Features: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Notes: Button (that's me) is the handler of Casper, Mac, Zed, and Nikolaos. I give them their bounty jobs, communicate with clients, and fill out the paperwork after a job well done. Also, if the job isn't well done, I make sure their heads remain attached to their necks.

Possible Weaknesses: Don't bother. You'll never catch me, and if you do, no you didn't.

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“Borrowed” from @the-expatriate

1. alias / name: Button

2. birthday: November 11th

3. zodiac sign: Scorpio, but I really don’t care

4. height: 5'11″

5. hobbies: Writing

6. favorite color: Blue and Orange

7. favorite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

8. last song: Car Alarm by Too Many Zooz

9. last film / show: Judge Judy

10. recent reads: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (Not my thing, though...)

11. inspiration: Anything I can get my grubby little hands on

12. story behind url: It’s a house, and the residents are bounty hunters and mercenaries. It’s also a play on House Hunters, that one tv show. So, Hunter’s House!

13. fun fact about me: I was an award-winning high-school actor.

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!