#hard crack

[allycot]

Bi-Han: I DO NOT approve of your relationship with Hanzo Hasashi

Kuai Liang: Tell me, please, when I asked for your opinion

Bi-Han: What did you say?!

Kuai Liang: I said I’ve been married to him for two years already.

Tomas: Whoah

Bi-Han: *looks at Smoke, demanding an explanation*

Tomas: Why are you looking at me? I’ve just found out about it as well

(spoiler: that was Tomas’s biggest lie)

[cotov]

Sorry and happy halloween they’re too cracky for this

[anomaris]

winterbones 🤝 stemo

my otps have come. my crack mood has come. or that’s why actually Red Skull went to Vormir (do not cry, Johann, at least you have Zola)

[almost-dragonborn]

Shyvana passionately believes in simp rights. As long as they are her simps.

[allycot]

hanzo, seeing anyone from the lin kuei: I will burn you down.

hanzo, seeing kuai liang: dear diary, today I met my equal-

[allycot]

the most canon scene of all canon scenes actually

kuai: I thought I would lose you in that fight… may I hug you?

bi-han: Don’t be a crybaby, feelings are nothing.

..

hanzo: *comes close to kuai*

bi-han: *dramatic attack mode*

bi-han: *hides kuai by hugging him and stares at hanzo*

bi-han: don’t touch my littLE BABY BROTHA YOU FREAKIN MESS-

[allycot]

bi-han: where is kuai liang

frost: ask his boyfriend

bi-han: his- who???

cyrax: scorpion

bi-han: W H A T

smoke: yes, I was shocked too.

[allycot]

bireena & kuaizo thoughts

bi-han: I see you became friends.

sareena: Your brother is actually so kind to me

sareena: but not as kind to me as to Hanzo, that’s even kind of cute

bi-han: wait what-

kuai liang: …

sareena: ..I’m not supposed to say that, am I?

bi-han: Kuai, don’t tell me it’s Hanzo Hasashi, just fucking don’t

kuai liang: *dead silence*

bi-han: *judgemental mode ON*

bi-han: KUAI LIANG