Sep 18, 2024
You Can't Fuck R.O.B. from the NES era of Nintendo
And also Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros.
It doesn't matter if we're talking the actual toy or his decidedly bigger, heavier incarnation in the Smash series. R.O.B. doesn't have any holes. I suppose in theory you could stick him up your ass, but are you really willing to explain to the doctor why you have vintage plastic Nintendo shards stuck where the sun don't shine?
You'd have a better time with the R.O.B. Amiibo, aka the Toy based on the Game based on the toy. It's smaller, worth significantly less on eBay (do not check this), and easy to put in a jar.