i feel insane. why are people shipping feyd and paul? idfc about the incest, whatever whatever. i care that this would like, so clearly be a bad decision for paul and only serve to make him unhappy!!?? you people would fuck a fence if it was white! chani could not more clearly be his soul mate and they're torn apart by tragedy, but all you guys can focus on is the fucking nazi romance, bc yaoi?? i do acknowledge and find it textually interesting that he was supposed to be born a woman and have married feyd to continue the eugenics bullshit but like... that's pretty clearly a BAD THING displayed by the text. it isn't even subtext, it's just... text. "i have secured the bloodline" should have clued you idiots in.
but no, bald nazi guy hot i guess. ship him with the main twink guy. because yaaaaoi. you idiots, the clear message of dune (at least so far) is defying fate, and how it isn't even actually fate at all but just bullshit made up by people with magic voice powers to control others!!
chani LITERALLY SAYS that prophecy is how they enslave her people! why would we be shipping the fucking eugenics couple!!!?? i get the appeal of a toxic romance, but yeesh, this is just straight up ignorant of the clear themes and messages in the movies! what are we DOING when will fandom move past "oh i need yaoi or ill die"
(and yeah im putting it in the ship tag. i want people to see this and question wtf they're doing. have better media analysis please...)