#hato recap

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This week on CHC:

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we hav̵̱͗ẽ̶̼ ̸̞̍ḁ̵̕ ̴͙͒b̷̒͜ă̵̬c̷̝͑ķ̷̔l̷̼̅ŏ̴̹ą̴̅d̸̤̽ ̴̱́t̶̛̖o̵̘̊ ̸̟̽ẅ̴͈o̷̠̐r̷̨͋k̵̫̓ ̴̮̏t̶͖̎h̷̬͑r̷̼̾ǫ̸͌ù̸͖g̶̤̉h̷͎̉ ̸̱́f̴̲͝o̷̩̔ŗ̵̆ ̵̺̓t̵̊ͅh̵̻́e̵̠͝ ̸̬̆ŕ̵͉e̶͈̽c̷̠͝a̸̜̅p̷̩̔!̶͕͗ ̶̙̈ S̸̠͖̆͝t̷̢͝a̵̹͊ř̶̜t̸̬͐̓ï̵͚̗n̸̢̝̂g̴͎͑ ̷̛̼w̶͍͝ͅi̵̯̟̐t̸̛͎̣h̶̪̝̐ ̷̫̿̐@tangō̷̙̅f̴͉̽̒ţ̴̱̈ë̷̫́̐k̵͉͍͂̓,̵͎̥̅ ̸̦̽̇w̵̹̿̇h̸̦͛o̴͎̍͝’̴̟̇͝s̵̘͈̾̓ ̸̟͋̕w̵̱͠a̸̺͇͝ị̸̌ṫ̵̢͠ͅ ̵̯̀́h̶̥̝̆͋a̵̹͚͑ǹ̷͉͝g̶̡͙̕ ̶̹̌ö̴̡̞́n̴̻̈̓ ̴͖̍̆ŝ̴̩ȏ̷̰͘m̶̧̿͋͜e̷̹͋̚ṭ̷̝̑h̶̥͖̚i̶͙̯͒̕n̴͎̍ǵ̷̲ ̸̼̳͠i̷̢̛̥s̷̢̈́ͅ ̸̲̘̓̽v̶͔̈̉ḙ̴̛͎r̶̼͔͑y̶̡̛̥ ̷̞̯̽w̸̤̒̉r̸̯̥̒ő̸̺́n̵͕͚̋g̸̼̓̒.̵͚͉̓͝ ̶̲͒Ĩ̸͈m̴̱͂ ̶̬͠g̴̼̓o̶̤͇͋n̵͉̪̯̣͚̟̠͆̒͊̃̚ǹ̴̖̖̽͛̅a̵͕̎ ̵̨̡̧̱̪̜̺̫̘̄̈́̈́̚̕k̴̫̍̑͝ę̶͖̝͙̭̮͕̜̮̀̈͗́̈́̚ę̵͉̣̫̬͎̼͐̿͋ͅp̸͇͕͇̑̐̈́̃̃͐̋̋͜ͅ ̶̠̟̟͕͎̞̣̀͒̔͠w̶̛̼̗̫̿̅̓̅̎͌́́r̶̡̫̗̝̻̥̹̩̘͝i̷̠̱̟͙͔͇̹͋̂̉͊̓͊͠͠ṯ̴̣̙̠͇̣̗̈́͊̃͊̅̑ḭ̷̖̗̬̺̩͕͎͝ͅñ̴͍̄͊́͐̒̏̉g̵̡͉̝̹͉̹̯̳͆͊̐̓̍̌́̅ ̷̲͚̩͐̈́͐t̸̳̐͛o̵̡̦̞̍̆̅͛͋̇ ̶̫̞̦̖̍͌̈́͝k̴̺͈̫͓͗͂̔̎̄̎̔ȩ̶̣̩͉̗̺̞̒̆ę̴̫̗̰̬̻͕̋͛̓̐̋́͠p̶̘͆̀ͅ ̵̝͍̾̐̂ą̶͚͚͍̖͕͇̓̎̿̆͗̿͠ ̴̡͉̺̤̟̭̲͇̊̑̅̒͌͘̚͝r̶͓͌̌̏͜ę̶̥͉͎͕̫̲̬̇͑́̐̈̈́c̸̛̜͓̒͗̉̚ͅo̷̗̗̜̮̘͐̋̃̊̿̽̆̎͠r̵̖̖̰͇̥͇̄̏͝d̴̨͇̲̯̞̫͕͌̄̋͐̋͑̈́͜͝͝ͅ ̶̢̡̾̓͋͊͑͘͝b̸̠̯͖̗̭̊͗̋͜͝ṵ̵͎͇̬͙̼̣̖͔͂̋t̴̳͕̬͙͈̰̟̍ ̵̙͐̈̚i̵̪̜̎̾̋̍̈̔̊ţ̴͔͍͚̭̹̲̰̙͊̃̐͒͐̓͘s̶̞̥̗̱͂ ̸̰̣̻̋̑͒̎͗͘g̶̬͓̳͆͜ǫ̴͈͈̝͚̰̓͜ͅt̴̩͕̮͍͔͈͍̞͗̅͆͐̒̋̌t̴̲͉͇̥̙̗̽̌é̵̙̞̺̯̿̋̊̂ņ̷̥̙̈́̓͊̅̂́̕͜ ̷̙̰̯̟̭̤͈̲̉̚ŗ̷̦̺͙̻̪͑̽͌̋͜ę̶̨͌͊̓̔̈́͆͝͝ã̴͎̩̓͊́̐̎̄l̵͙̼̫͗͜l̷̢̡̖̘̹̣̣̹͈̀͗̊́̏͗͌ý̷̟͍̹͎̣̞̣̌̈́͒ ̸̖̱̺͈̗͇̥̎̌̍̃̽̋̚͝d̴̦̳̻͚̫̙̗̝͍͒̒́͑̍͂̽ạ̵̞̻̈́͋̈́̆r̶͎̻͎̩̓͑̔̎͐͂̔͑̀k̷̢̬̠̗͖̹̪̘̍͗͒̓̀͝.̶̹͔̲̾ ̸̧͎̖͉͚̫̘̤̎͘Ĕ̶̟̹v̶̞̪̻́͑̓̽̈́̐͘ͅę̴̨̥̗̳̫͂̈́̈̿̕r̷̺͓̘͎͎̳̣͗̂y̵͎̋͋́͝ţ̸͔̗̟̻̌̀͛̑̂̑h̵͈͍̆̾̕̕͜ï̵͕͉̖̓̐́́̇͘̕n̵͔̰̼̭̬̮̟͈͍̍͝g̶̢̺͍͗̓̐̑́́͝ ̶̹͍̤̪͊̈̇͗̂̑̓̚͜f̷̡̠̹͙̘̪̪̼̆̋́͛̂͌̌͘e̸͚͖̞̍̎̈́̑̓̋e̶̛̥̓́̅͗̃̃̈́̿͋̅̓̚̕͝͠l̵̡̥͓̰͚̫̼̬̮̹̜̜̎̄̊̉̉͗͝ͅs̸͖̖͙̜̮̙̄͛̊̀̂̍͋͒͝ ̶̨̡͉͎̱̝̭̳̠̳̺͈̖̽̾̿̿̐͐̑̽̎̿k̴̼̅̇̆͆̈́͘i̴̺̼̔͐́̾n̷͉̝̤̺̟̹͓̬̭͌̊d̴̨̨̢̛̤̠̙̩̗̭̠̠̹̈͑̄͒̓̃̇̕a̴̡̭̪̣͚̠̠̾̈́̇̊̾͋̀̄̀ ̴̢̨̢̖̖̙̜͕͉̬̭͎̫̒̓ͅͅf̵͔͇̱̦̔̕ų̶̯͔̼͚͍̮̥̻͕̗͕̭̮͑͆̉͌̓̅̒͗̏͊̌́͘͝͝z̴̤̘̪̙̲̳̹̠̗̹̭͇̳̈̀͋̈̄̎͊̀͐͊͝z̸̞͎̃y̴̛̞̘̫̆́̈́̍͋̈̌͑͝.̸͖̠̩͚̫̙̯̫̞̀̄̔͛̅̀̍͂̿͛̽͊͜͝͝ͅ ̸̻̲͖̺͉̠̤͔̺̫̭̃̀̄̆̒̓͆̈́̏́͝Ì̶̢͖̟͊̇́̅̿̉̒͋’̸̛̱͙̼̤͕͚̖̗̼̯͋̽͂̽̑̿͒͆̀̓̍̓̔͜m̸̞̞̚ ̸̢̮̪̘̮̹̳̞͙̞̰̈̍̔̈̾̔̐͆́̀̈́̊̓̃͘g̶̨̨̩̪̹̝̤̖̳̘̰̜͍̣͒̀̉̈̊̅̎̕̕͝͠ò̷̰̹̗͔͉͍̹̫͍͖̳̫̃̔̿̎̇̈́̀̈́́͆̉̕͠n̶̢̯̟̜̤͉̲͚̫͔̗̠̪̔͜ͅͅņ̵̡͓́̊̆̈́̽̑̊̓a̴̡̦̣̭͓̻͇͈̮̘̤̪͔̽͆̓̆̄̋͊̇̂̔͋͗̕̚̚͜͝ ̶̛͖̙͕̪̮̮̮̝̾̓͑̈́͛ͅţ̴̨̦̗͕̊̈́̐͒̑̀̋̌͠͝ŗ̴̥̟̱̣̮̳̯͈̻̠̮̱̥̅ỵ̷̨̪̪̜͉͖͈͖̫͋̑͘͜͜ͅ ̸̩̻̱̈͂̍ţ̵̛̪͉̥͈̯̞̳͉̤̪̭̌̌̋̿̓̀̃͑͌̋̏̈́͘͜͜ͅö̷̳͕̖̟̱͇͈́̈̂͘͝ ̸̡̯͙̯̮͈͎͎͔̪̱͍͔͎̥͇̪̃͑̏̕f̸̧̘̼̥͌̄̎͒̒̈́̋͘͘͜͝͝i̷͙̣̞̝̮̦̫̾͐̓̽ͅn̸̥̝̬̱͙͉͖̣͓̣͎̆̌͆̐̈́͂̿̏̔͂d̶̲̘̱͚̥̘̤̺͚̬͆͜ ̵̨̡̟̜̹͈̖̼͎̳̦̺͓̹͍̎̑͗͑̕z̷̧̳̼̱͙̀́̂͊̃̆͐̀̉͒̉̐̆͆̋͘l̵̬̭̈̀̐̍̓̋͂͐́́̕͠͠o̷̢͉̝̙̘͔͓̗̹̖̰̟̟̤̝̒̈́̔͒̇̄͌̀͊̆y̷̧͉͊̋̈́̀̀́͊-̵̯̘͉̗̘͆͛̀̏̊͂̑̐̑͋͐̔̚̕͘͝͠ ̷̧̬͖̬̹̮̝̤̂͂͂̋͗̂͂͂͑͠͝ͅö̷̧͉̳̙̱̭̜̹̘̫́̏̊̏̑͊̕̚̚͜h̶̖́̑̏̇͋͌̀̐́̃̃͑͘̕ ̶̨̛̹̤͕̬͎͉̯̟̱̥̯͙͖͍͇̿n̶̡̛̤̱͙̹̩̗͖̤̪̩̬̣̙͉̯͎̋̿̄́͋̾͗̿̕ö̴̟̻̗͚̖̝͚̬͕̮̗́͋͒͛̄͂͘ͅͅ ̴̭̰͙͙̭̺͓͓̱̣̘̝̝̣͂͒́̎͊̿̅̈͒͝ḩ̵͔͍̫̩̑ͅë̵̦̯̣͇̮͙̳̗̣̱͈̖́͊̃̀͑͜’̷̡̰̤̩̪̲͙̀̉͜ş̴̳̯̩͕̗̗̦͍̤̳̱͙̯̃̈́̓̎̃̑͒́͒͜͝ͅ ̸͓̞͈̠͇̤̓͂̌̂́̏̄͛̓̾̉̚͝u̸̧̫̤̘̥̗͇̦͕͚̖̖͒̓̀͋͌͗͊͆̔͝n̶̡̗̬͕͉̻̮͍͖̝͕͓͊̒̽̇̎̇̅̈́́̆̇͘̕͜ͅc̷̢̣̀̉͌̓̈́͐͗͝ǫ̷̢͎̯̝̖̝͇̙̹͇͇͔͈͐̐ͅņ̷̛̦̗͔̪͉̖̖̬̲̺̜͈̼̠̞̿͆̀̕͜͠ş̴͓̥̦͇̻̯̱͎̳̻͆̑͐͆̊͋͑̈́̇͜͠ç̵͎̹̄͑ͅͅi̶̢͈͓̱͇̪͎̞̥̎̎̐̑̂͐̇̂̚ö̵̺̦̟͙̤̙͈͙̮́̀̔͒͛̚ų̷̨̢͇͙͖̗̯͚̤͖̱̼̖́́̽̏̈́ͅͅs̵̡̛̛̗͔̯̻̖͎̪̙̥̙͕͑̐̔̉́͜ͅ.̵̮̞̝͈̻̮͖̌̐ͅͅ ̵̀͊ͅS̶̹͔̟̣̱̣̹̞͓̦̝̲̹͇̱̏̇̆̀̂̍̂̈̄̍́͆̐o̶̝͕̺̠͑́͂͌̽̈́̄̀̕͝ ̷̧̢̙̼͍͕̪̪̥̞̬̗̜̼̱̂́̃ḯ̸̧͕̺̗͔͇̯̐͑̑̋̐͜͜ş̶̫̪̼͈̮̻̲̜̫̺̘͈̙̾̒̾̽̚͘͜ͅ ̵̡̡̨̡͔̻̳̘̼̭͙͇͗̾̿̂̎̿̾͛͐͆̀̐͛͒͘͝͝L̴͖̎͊̀̓͑̓͐̉̉͛͑̿̈͒́̄͝ỵ̴̛͈̞̹͑͋̇͌̈́̆͊́̃̊̄̎̓̂͝͝ǎ̸̛̭̯͈̲̹́̎̓͐͂̀̏́͛̋̎͊̚̚͜͝r̶̢̡̛̼̜̺͎͈̱͎͉̟̿̀́̐̐̈́́̐̓̋̒̆̈͘ͅř̶̡̛̠͈̪̦͕͖̞͈̣̳̹̇̒͑̍́̈́̇̑͝͝ă̴̛̗͔̲̪̝̘̺̺̳͐̅h̸̢̢̳̟̜̮̤͔̩̦͖̥̠̐̈́̉̅̄̓̌̔̃̏̒̃̎̀͌͜͝ͅ.̶̡̧͈͍̲̣̮͖͉̦̝̯͚́͛̎̂̏̽͜͜͠ ̷̨͍̱͍̬͇͚̦̩̦͉̰͈̤̳̍͑

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Current date: June 21st, 2025

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Current date: June 21st, 2024

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(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we have a backload to work through for the recap!

(the text begins to get progressively more glitchy as it continues, and is barrel readable by the end)

Starting with @tangoftek, who’s wait hang on something is very wrong. Im gonna keep writing to keep a record but its gotten really dark. Everything feels kinda fuzzy. I’m gonna try to find zloy- oh no he’s unconscious. So is Lyarrah.

Whats going on im feeling kindaslkeeifmqhlqjk

(the next eight lines- aside from the dates- are in galactic)

Not the results desired.

Current date: June 21st, 2025

Resetting...

Reset complete.

Wiping memories...

Memories wiped.

Current date: June 21st, 2024

Let's see what we can change.

(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)

[hatopixlriffs]

This week, on CHC:

Flowers, trees, and dragons, Oh My!

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. So much has happened in the past week and a half since the last recap, so without further ado:

Let's take a look at all the events and mishaps that occurred on Camp Hermitcraft, this week!

Starting with @gem-the-oracle, who caught a nasty bug, and spent most of the week ill in the Big House. Being the Oracle of Delphi of course, absolutely nothing could go wrong! Besides, it couldn't be weirder than her vision of purple flowers that were quickly identified as Hyacinths, the same kind of flower plaguing every Apollo kid and especially Apollo himself! This spirals into madness as @sungod7-fuckyoupearl starts getting texts from none other than Daphne, known to her account name @notoriginallyatreenypmh and the sun god as "The One Who Got Away". Apollo quickly undergoes the five stages of grief as he realizes this isn't a prank and @boatboynr1- who was turned into a cat by Apollo literally ten minutes prior- berates him with yowls.

Oh, and Apollo's dead boyfriend Hyacinthus seems to have been the one sending all the flowers. How @hyancithus is doing this beats all reason as he is stuck as a Hyacinth flower and can only communicate in 🪻 emojis. Daphne claims he's able to channel energy through her and the phone she stole but refuses to elaborate further. After a minor breakdown, Apollo teleports Daphne and Hya from their temporary prison of Italy to Camp Hermitcraft, where Daphne takes her axe- also stolen- and takes a breather in the camp lake. Apollo's hands are full as he does his best to take care of his dead boyfriend, whom is still stuck as a flower. A similar rescue mission is still ongoing, as @askhermesgrian, @camphermithater, and Joel have left on a quest to go retrieve @pearl-likes-hunting from some myserious woods. All at the request of @shutupapolloplease, of course.

And what do you know, a third retrieval is also ongoing! @hatotangoftek's metal dragon, Fotia, is loose in NYC and he scrambles to get her back before he ends up in more trouble than he already is.

@undead-daughter-of-heb attempts to help Tango, but not before blacking out and waking up hours later, with the Hebe cabin rearranged, nice notes everywhere, and people claiming that Gem had briefly possessed her. The strangeness doesn't end there, as she finds and almost adopts a stray cat in camp, before eventually realizing it was @askxisumachc who'd gotten cursed while shifted and couldn't change back. Cleo takes X to Camp Jupiter, where @lovemushroomsandflowers successfully returns him to human form. Ignoring the purring, cat tail, and cat ears that stayed behind, of course. And according to Scott, Xisuma also seems to have retained cat-like attributes, such as the innate need to chase a laser pointer.

(click for better size- couldn't enlarge it w/o crunchiness) Unluckily for Scott, or maybe luckily for X, @goldenqueenfalse ended up putting him in the hospital before he could test catnip on the acting camp director. This does mean that the fashion show, which most demigods have agreed to simply call "Prom", will be delayed some time, which is fine as some campers have yet to pick out outfits.

Some campers may need to re-choose outfits after ending up back as adults, as Cleo has figured out how to control her powers! Yay for Cleo!

Chaos isn't the only thing going on, as @asktheshreeper and @boatboynr2 spend the week hanging out and even make some shopping plans!

@askscarpjo makes head bead bracelets :)

@hatorendiggitydog also wants head bead bracelets. He then proceeds to dream about Tartarus and acts like thats normal. Etho is not convinced.

@askhatoskizz is not immune to his dad's dead boyfriend and after receiving Hyacinths, decides to do something else. He decides to take @erempulse to a musical and manages to get tickets from Apollo before the whole shrubbery shenanigans (see: above) go down.

@spoonsandmustaches spends his free time playing tech support for @hato-grumbot (ooc- run by the creator of the au himself: @ahllohehn).

@askhatokeralis spends the week running camp in Xisuma's absence. He's doing fantastic.

And finally there's @askluckskall, who's been contemplating his gender identity and is seeking help from Cleo. As of writing this, we have yet to see where this is headed.

AND that's about it for this weeks recap, our writer is ZloyXP, and my name is Pixlriff, physical copies printed by Lyarrah. Don't forget to leave a like while you're here, and follow so you don't miss future recaps. Thanks for reading, and we'll see you next week.

[hatopixlriffs]

This week, on CHC:

Kid's everywhere!!! And a... fashion show?

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. It seems the past week has been full of magical shenanigans as this last recap was delayed by three days! But here it is, so without further ado:

Let's take a look at all the events and mishaps that occurred on Camp Hermitcraft, this week!

Starting with @inthelittlelore, who managed to convince Xisuma to let him stay at Camp Hermitcraft with @hatorendiggitydog for the time being. The two seem to have gotten increasingly close, and who knows where their relationship will go from here!

A big group of campers from both Camp Empires and Camp Hermitcraft recently went suit shopping! @camphermithater, @boatboynr1, @askhermesgrian, @thatgayflowerboy, @asktheshreeper, @boatboynr2, @askhatoskizz, and @gem-the-oracle all picked out amazing suits, which may or may not have sparked a fashion show, which we'll get into later.

On the other side, we have @undead-daughter-of-hebe, who managed to turn at least four campers into kids! Poor @asktangoftek, @lovemushroomsandflowers, @askhatokeralis, and even Cleo herself all ended up as children! Both Joel and @fishylovexo had bad potion run-ins as well, with Lizzie turning into a fish!

@askhatoxisuma came back from doing paperwork to this chaos, and immediately decided to go to bed.

Oh yeah, and @sungod7-fuckyoupearl somehow turned @shutupapolloplease into a mortal! @pearl-likes-hunting spent the better half of the week trying to restore her lady to her immortal form.

Luckily, Cleo found a cure for the kid-curse, and managed to turn most everyone back into teens/young adults! But not before a failed attempt made Tango two inches tall.

@erempulse spent the week trying to help Skizz figure out if he likes men, which did result in Skizz coming out as Bi-ace! Congrats! After finding a suit and his identity, Skizz ended up on babysitting duty, managing to corral the remaining kid-cured campers out of the woods and to safety with some help from Tango. Thanks Skizz and Tango!

On the other hand, after suit shopping and a brief run-in with Jimmy, asking for funds for a Stanley, Grian enjoyed a relaxing week with his boyfriends, @askscarpjo and @spoonsandmustaches. He did joke about putting Bdubs in a wedding dress, but I have no reports about the aftermath quite yet.

Finally, just about all the campers decided to go dress shopping! You can find their picks on their blogs! @ask-cursed-princess offered her services for adjustments and and accessories, and as far as we know, everyone is still preparing for the main event: a fashion show! Scott did ban all immortals, including @thesmartone, but that's a story for another day.

AND that's about it for this weeks recap, our writer is ZloyXP, and my name is Pixlriff, physical copies printed by Lyarrah. Don't forget to leave a like while you're here, and follow so you don't miss future recaps. Thanks for reading, and we'll see you next week.

[hatopixlriffs]

This week, on CHC:

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. So much has happened since the last recap, so without further ado:

Let's take a look at all the events and mishaps that occurred on Camp Hermitcraft, this week!

Starting with @hecatesmadscientist, who went on an epic quest for a subway sandwich, which ended with monster fight and a warrant out for his arrest.

@docm77-hato-ask-blog has been busy bringing new demigods to camp this week.

@spoonsandmustaches and @askscarpjo have both been busy with the camp's newest supernatural phenomena, a cross-dimensional iris message accidentally created by @undead-daughter-of-hebe! Many CHC and CE campers have been investigating this.

Mumbo and Scar's boyfriend, @askhermesgrian, has been busy with their regular love messages and asked Bdubs for flower arranging advice for totally unrelated reasons. Grian has also been enjoying the chaos his side of programming has created as @hato-grumbot continues to answer the other camper's questions.

Grian's flower troubles isn't the first thing @asktheshreeper has helped out with this week, as he's been aiding Etho in the infirmary! They shared a platonic kiss, it was very sweet, and some hermits are going nuts over it.

@boatboynr2 snuck out of the infirmary soon after, and helped Tango with some stomach problems.

@hatotangoftek hasn't been feeling very well this week, and gladly accepted Etho's help. The two hung out with Cleo in the Hades cabin for a bit.

Speaking of Cleo, after accidentally iris messaging another dimension, she made a deal with @thatgayflowerboy to ah, drug @askxisumachc with catnip. Just to see what would happen.

As a result, @askhatokeralis is stuck babysitting a very cuddly and drunk Xisuma while Cleo is hiding out in the Hades cabin.

@goldenqueenfalse has also talked with Scott this week, and had a heart to heard about the accident that put him in the infirmary. She then starts preparing for the fast approaching prom.

@gem-the-oracle spent the week recovering from her magic sickness, but seems to be doing better, according to Apollo.

@askhatoskizz enjoyed the musical with @erempulse, and ended up falling for him. He has been fighting the allegations.

Impulse also enjoyed the musical. He has also been fighting the allegations.

@hatorendiggitydog could not beat the allegations and ended up confessing to and getting together with @inthelittlelore. The two spent the week hanging out.

@pearl-likes-hunting found some bloodthirty chickens and wants to keep them.

@shutupapolloplease says Pearl cannot keep the bloodthirsty chickens. She has also been making progress on her quest to restore her godhood.

@reaperofmenlit has been picking fights with Apollo and @humblebardofcampempires.

@sungod7-fuckyoupearl suddenly has had more important things to worry about than fighting with Literyses, as @notoriginallyatreenypmh found a way to restore @hyancithus to his human form.

Finally, @thesmartonehere has been dealing with @hermes-notthebag, who is one of two gods to have made a blog this week.

The other is @allisfairinloveandwarxoxo, aka Aphrodite, whom has been ruthlessly shipping campers and gods alike all week. She has also started a weekly love report, which she hopes will get some pining relationships moving along.

AND that's about it for this weeks recap, our writer is ZloyXP, and my name is Pixlriff, physical copies printed by Lyarrah. Don't forget to leave a like while you're here, and follow so you don't miss future recaps. Thanks for reading, and we'll see you next week.