#hawkeyefarms

[medarda]

me

sexuality headcanon: depressingly straight

otp: you/jeremy renner

brotp: you/laura barton

notp: me/you

first headcanon that pops into my head: you’re making me a lasagna atm

favorite line from this character: that time u acted all offended bc you didn’t know my locked feed url and then didn’t follow the locked feed

one way in which I relate to this character: hmm... we both like... dogs....

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: the fact that i know you

cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: problematic but ultimately cinnamon roll

[karenandthababes]

@ sara

;)

[karenandthababes]

aren't you like 15

aren’t you like my mother 

[karenandthababes]

HE'S WEARING DIFFERENT PANTS LET HIM LIVE

IF HE WON’T LET ME LIVE HE DOESN’T GET TO EITHER

[carmelasoprano]

i was on the picture paris website and i found our new jld nickname

‘louis-d’

[carmelasoprano]

the signs as #dreyfusing moments

Aries- middle-aged tooth loss Taurus- congress backlash over e-cigarettes bit Gemini- tina fey snub at the golden globes Cancer- lena dunham loser selfie Leo- the infamous paddle board tumble Virgo- 2013 best actress oscar projections Libra- hollywood walk of fame misspelling  Scorpio- factual inaccuracy on rolling stone cover Sagittarius- lena dunham's 2013 golden globe win Capricorn- therapist falling asleep during session Aquarius- mistaken for a man on the set of veep Pisces- locked out of her facebook for posting a baby picture of herself

[raavenreyes]

i can't gaze into the future and steal ur favourite flower when i got to that first bitch i'm not raven

this white woman is oppressing me

[carmelasoprano]

hawkeyefarms replied to your post:

did she steal that dress from the set of old christine? she wore that on her double date w burton and new christine

?? idk i know it looks a lot like it but i haven't cared enough to investigate but yep it def does look like that dress