#hazbinposting

[sparrow-ceiling]

THE WAY THEY FIGHT TOGETHER HAS MY HEART I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH GUYS

THE GIRLFRIENDS EVER

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

One sided staticradio is so funny. You have hell’s most cruel and dangerous overlord who’s a psychopath cannibal and whose secret agenda is terrifying all of Pentagram Citiy and on the other side you have a tv freak who’s doodling his name with hearts in glitter pens then tearing off the page and eating it in a fit of rage

[shepherdfeathers]

Aww the “rivals” are fighting! Literally the strongest being in Hell and one of the strongest sinners, people. They totally want each other dead, even though they haven’t done it yet.

Because normal people have matching cups of people they hate, of course!

I’m working with leak knowledge under the cut, no actual spoilers but if you’re smart you might catch on, be warned!!

This is definitely Alastor going to ask Rosie to fix his staff, bringing her a gift and everything!

I wonder if he’s only wearing pink for that occasion/episode or if it’s his new fit to counter Lucifer. Because again, wearing the same style as your #1 enemy is totally normal

[kefis]

Mr.Darcy (first) Shitty Confession would be perfect for Alastor.

He hates he has those feelings, if he ever said it aloud he would NEED to let Vox knows know how much it sucks, why he sucks,why Vees suck, and how Alastor must by some miracle got that disease that makes holes in your brain but well there he is. In love with Vox.

That confession should be so bad that for at least a week Vox would forget why he was in love with this asshole deer.

[shreeky]

oh my god the transition between charlie crying and that vaggie song was one of the worst transitions i've seen between any two things ever

[the-evil-skull]

Racism: the episode

[blinday]

dude you've reblogged so much hazbin my fyp is 10% that. you good?

I'm so sorry! It's just, so much cute fanart!!! I got lost in the sauce 😔

[basket-lily]

I know vox hazbin hotel is like the whitest man to ever white man but I think it would be cool if he came from an upper class intellectual family in hongkong or shanghai in the 1920s and later went on to work as one of the first tv hosts in China. He never quite believed in anything enough during his life though so before his time as a rather well-respected member of the communist party, he was a double agent whose only allegiance was to whatever group could get rid of the people he didn't like. He thought he hid his past well enough, hell, even he could sometimes believe he had never done any of that, but eventually he was exposed by one his own personal enemies. He died by firing squad, and was probably very surprised to find that he had woken up in Hell, because he hadn't been to church since he was a little boy and could hardly consider himself a Christian in any sense. But in moments of desperation he had still prayed to someone and so to hell he went. idk. I just think it would be neat.