#hazturbation

[heckacuties]

hazturbation ur so nice !!! youre really pretty wow them eyeballs but seriouslly i love u

[designerniall-blog]

Tagged by: bcobear

Rules: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones 3. Tag 11 people and link them 4. Let them know they are tagged

Questions:

1. Your motto for life.

I don't have one. uhhhhh

2. If you had to get a lyric tattooed, which would it be?

Honestly, probably a line from 'Hand On Heart' by olly Murs

'When you don't know where you stand, youre close to breaking, just put your hand on my heart'  GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME DAMN YOU OLLY. 

3. One place you want to visit before you die?

ENGLAND. I"VE WANTED TO GO THERE FOR SO LONG.

4. Favorite One Direction interview.

Shiiiii-- man Idk probably the one where Niall made this cute little 'Huh' noise. Because it sounded like a puppy. 

5. What’s your favorite sport? (And favorite team of said sport?)

Um, well I don't really watch sports. But I guess baseball or football -even though I barely watch either of said sports- For Football team I would say The Packers, and for Baseball I would say The Milwuakee Brewers. i live in wisconsin, so no i do NOT like the packers because of harry  

6. Thor or Loki?

I don't have a preference. I haven't seen the movies????

7. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?\

One. Usually because I start laughing before I can even fit more. haha!

8. Your biggest animal-related fear?

Um, I'm just afraid of bees. I don't really think I have any animal fears.

9. Favorite feature of one of the boys.

Hands. I like. Their hands. 

10. What’s on your Christmas list this year?

Niall Horan. Literally. 

11. Name your celebrity role model/hero. 

WELL I WAS THE JONAS BROTHERS. BUT THATS OUT LITTLE SHITS. Naaaa, i'd have to sayyyyyyy uhhhh Olly Murs. I love him so much.

MY 11 QUESTIONS FOR SAID TAGGED PEOPLE.

Favorite One Direction song?

Coffee or Tea?

Cake or pie?

What is your favorite store to shop at?

What do you do in your spare time?

What time is where you are?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

What are you having for dinner?

What's your favorite food?

Do you have siblings? 

How much food can you fit in your kitchen?

[fangossipgirls]

Thoughts on twickortweat/hazturbation and inspiredbylou?

hazturbation- I've only heard nice things about her tbh and I really like her halloween themed blog a nightmare before christmas is one of my favourites :)

inspiredbylou- probably one of the nicest people on here, but I haven't talked to her in so long!

xoxo H

[sagittariusgf]

Fall Harry oneshot for Heather (aka hazturbation)

Hope you like it!! It's kind of short but I think its cute :)

You walked quickly down the street, trying to move fast to keep warm. You were making your way towards the parking garage where you had left your car. You hadn't anticipated the chilly weather, or for your appointment to be so far away from where you parked, so you were without a jacket. Your bare arms were covered in goosebumps as you dodged around the people on the busy avenue. Your almost numb hands reached to put your earbuds in, as an attempt to distract yourself from the brisk wind that was blowing your hair around your head. You pressed play on your favourite song of the moment, Chocolate by the 1975. As the chorus started to play, you got a text from your boyfriend Harry. 

How was your appointment babe? You read to yourself.

"Fine, I think the walk to my car might be worse than the appointment itself! :(" You replied, your fingers typing clumsily. 

"Why?" He replied almost immediately.

"Left coat in car, freezing my bum off!" You sent back unhappily. You felt one of your headphones being tugged out of your ear and you whipped your head around.

"Well I can't have my girlfriend without her bum now can I?" Harry teased as a look of realization crossed over your face. You rushed into his arms.

"Don't you have somewhere to be?" You asked Harry, a cold cloud of air puffing out of your mouth onto his shoulder.

"I was just on my way to getting coffee with a really cute girl, actually." He grinned as he looped is arm around you. 

"God you're freezing!" Harry said, surprised at the goosebumps that peppered your skin. "Here, take my jacket." He said, concerned for you, as he took off his coat and draped it around your uncovered arms. You sighed as the warmth from his jacket and the smell of Harry's cologne enveloped you.

"Better?" He smiled sweetly as the two of you continued to walk towards the coffee shop.

"Much better." You murmured as your still cold lips pressed against Harry's warm ones. Harry broke the kiss to remark at how cold he was getting, and how did you make it all the way from the building to here, and so he chattered on with you until you reached the counter of the coffee place and he had to order for the two of you. As you waited for your drinks, Harry brushed an orange leaf from the back of your hair. 

"Oh wow, are the leaves already falling?" You were surprised, it seemed too early for fall! 

"You haven't noticed?" Harry asked as he reached over the counter to take the hot drinks from the barista, thanking her, and handing yours to you.

You shivered slightly as your mouth filled with your favourite coffee. The drink warmed your throat as you swallowed gratefully. The corner of Harry's mouth lifted up slightly as you gulped down your coffee. 

"You're cute." He said matter-of-factly as you both walked out of the door.

"So are you." You giggled as you got up on your tiptoes to kiss him, the cold air blowing the colourful leaves around you.

[spanksliam-blog]

hazturbation reblogged your post ♡ feelin dat wavy hair today&... and added:

Frick u for being pretty

ily

[uncoolteens]

u're a slut

once upon a time, (louis) came up to you and put his arms around you. he whispered, “babe, you’re a (9), i admire your (sidebar).” you giggled softly. you could feel his hands start to slip off, he was saying, “but why would you want me when you have (1k) admiring you also.” you smiled & said, “show me you care.” 

tada

[summerluke]

I ship you and calummm :)

Yaaay thank you!xShip: LukeSHIP FOR SHIP?  

[hazduh]

Heather!

Dear heather,

        I was walking through the city and i came across you. Just one glance and I realized you were a (10/10). I fell in love with your (sideBAR OMF), but I think you might change your (-). I looked behind you there was(harry) chasing you. But honestly, I don’t think they’d have a chance because you probably have 7k behind you.

Love,

Julia x

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