hell-bent on taking you
SELLING A GHOST! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
If you’re here you’re somewhat interested and I’d encourage you to keep reading…
Once upon a time, Jon Snow’s band “The Detoned” found success by leaning into the macabre. Although the band’s long gone and it’s always been an act for him, Jon’s trapped in this image of a Satan-worshipping hedonist when he’s anything but. He’s just a jaded has-been rock star who’s going through life on autopilot after one too many losses.
Still, there are more benefits than downsides… although the downsides are downright annoying. Fans send him things that send shivers up his spine; real skulls, “potions” in glass bottles, and things so disturbing they get reported to the police. But none of it is real. Jon doesn’t actually worship Satan. Jon doesn’t actually believe in ghosts.
Until his assistant wins a bidding war for a haunted object and brings a malevolent spirit into Jon’s life. A ghost that won’t rest until Jon’s in the ground, too.
Enter exorcist Sansa Stark.













