Noel/Hope, Zack/Cloud, Cloud/Yuffie
Who’s the messiest one: Hope is the messiest xD As in, they actually run out of mugs in the kitchen cos he keeps littering his office with them. And the living room's coffee table. Wherever he crashes with work, really.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: None of them feel uncomfortable, per say... Hope just feels some bigger shows of pda aren't for other people's eyes. /does not admit he can be a little possessive at times, no matter how hard people tease him/
Who’s the funniest drunk: NOEL. They didn't even have rubbing alcohol back in his time so he just doesn't have any tolerance to it. A couple glasses of something strong and bam, HE'S DONE. He'll just get really red at the tip of his ears and freaking snortle at anything, really. (Snow records it and never lets him live it down. EVER.)
Who texts the most: Hope, to oversee his research team's progress. Noel is sometimes forced to hide the offensive device in the strangest places... cos Hope always finds it. ALWAYS.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Noel finds Wham! fascinating while Hope feels like stabbing himself in the eardrums.
Who reads the most: Surprisingly, Noel. One day he just picks one up to fix his boredom and it sticks.
Who’s better with kids: Again, NOEL. He's just got that vibe kids love and get attached to, while Hope tends to be a little awkward around them.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: HOPE, most definitely. Noel tried once. They still can't use that tap.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Not so much as weird as it is unusual - Noel likes to create hand-crafted jewellery, just like the people of his tribe used to. It keeps the homesickness away for the most part.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Hope cooks (not cos he's the best but cos Noel is useless past grilled and raw food) and Noel cleans.
Who’s the messiest one: Zack, MOST DEFINITELY.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Cloud does; he just can't stand the stares.
Who’s the funniest drunk: Zack is an emotional drunk and Cloud a quiet one. SO NO-ONE IS
Who texts the most: Zack is constantly on his phone, either confirming mission details or entertaining either Kunsel or this random-ass kid ninja....
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: They don't have much time for music so none?
Who reads the most: Cloud, Zack doesn't stay still long enough to be able to read a book.
Who’s better with kids: BOTH OF THEM ARE PROTECTORS, THEY ARE BOTH JUST INNER DADDIES
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Cloud. He's handy with a tool kit.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: They barely have time to breathe, much less a weird hobby ;w;
Who cooks and who cleans up: Zack cooks, Cloud cleans up. It is my headcanon that Cloud learns from Tifa while they live together but back in Zack's day, he could burn CEREAL.
Who’s the messiest one: Surprisingly, it's Cloud but only in his personal working space. With his military training and Yuffie's traditional upbringing (still she ran, at least), it's kinda ingrained in them to clean up after themselves.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Cloud, cos Yuffie doES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT OTHERS, SHE WANTS A GOOD SNUGGLE AND SHE WANTS IT NOW, DAMN IT.
Who’s the funniest drunk: Yuffie. She's always in good spirits but drunk, she just won't stop laughing at the drop of a hat. She's like normal Yuffie, only 50% more over the top.
Who texts the most: YUFFIE and to Vincent most of the times, out of spite cos she knows it annoys him. Cloud just rolls his eyes and tries not to smile in amusement cos he just knows Vincent will end up complaining to him.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Both are quite balanced in their tastes.
Who reads the most: Cloud does. He likes to research and to learn, so he tends to lean more towards non-fiction too.
Who’s better with kids: Yuffie isn't as patient as Cloud but they both are good with kids.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Like in Clack, Cloud.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Yuffie collects materias, WEIRD ENOUGH?
Who cooks and who cleans up: They both clean up after themselves but Cloud tends to cook most of the times when he's home from deliveries.