He ate the Vaseline bc I left it open on my desk for like .25 seconds. ☹️
In my defence— it’s like leaving a chunk of concrete out because, like, nobody’s gonna walk up and eat that, right?? Like it’s one of those things I feel like you don’t even have to think about; it’s gross. Nobody, human or animal, is gonna see that and be like “hell yeah, brother!! I’m gonna put that in my mouth”
BOY WAS I FUCKING WRONG
You should have heard the gasp of horror that came from me when I came back from my mini venture to the kitchen and saw him hunched over my Vaseline, absolutely chowing down.
(I should clarify, he wasn’t just eating Vaseline unprovoked. He has these toy feather things he loves, and I think he was just trying to get his toy out because there were like… bite marks(?) around where his feather was pasted against the top of the tub. Like I think it caught the wind of my fan or something and kind of got away from him and, of course, it ended up in the ONLY spot it would be bad for him to get it. Plus one of his paws was all sauced up in Vaseline, so I think he tried to get it out with his dogs, then gave up and went in with his teeth. (He’s so stupid 😫 Like just meow super loud like a normal cat. PLEASE, bro. The vets know you by name. This is not okay.))
Like what the hell are you doing??? Do you not have ANY survival instincts??
He stresses me out, bro. Every time I wake up and he’s not asleep directly beside me in bed, it’s like a shot of adrenaline to the cranium bc I know he’s getting into some fuck shit that’s gonna mess him up.
He was sent as punishment for smth I did in my past life for sure. But he’s cute so it’s cool ig 🤷♀️
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NOO HAMICH JUST WANTED HIS TOYYY ☹️ hes innocent your honor ill defend him with my life
i think you should buy one of those cat cameras and attach it to him so we can just watch the world through his pov. id binge that shit like a tv show
