#he'd do it

[hime-bee]

(Okay so this is after Lue tells Y/N he likes them)

Y/N:"... sorry I like brown headed boys..."(Them not knowing that he is...)

"Really..? T-that's no problem then, I'm a natural brunette! I-I can color my hair its natural shade of brown until the color grows out! If I do that, then-?"

[transingthoseformers]

If Whirl could vore someone I like to think he would

[herukaizaa]

Literally 1 Polymerization away-

[threestripeslider]

okay listen i need to explain why I, Personally, chose omo leonardo for the fake date thing. i am a lesbian. i do not like men. so right off the bat omo leonardo has the silly guy pathetic guy "knock him over with a slight breeze on an emotional level" guy quality that is Important. but then also it literally comes down to the fact that i think he'd make a good beard. like he can run with the bit. he's spent so long lying emotionally he's practiced.

okay, so, i was thinking about this recently bc you are like. the fourth?? or FIFTH?? lesbian who said something along that line. like what is up with that. what is it about my pathetic little meow meow that attracts the lesbians. its not like you want him. is it bc you want to BE him? beloved lesbians there are better people out there i promise i promise i pr

[real-sanemi-shinazugawa]

Complete the heart!!

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I know this game, my sisters used to play it with me often.

[myckicade]

Every time I see Nandor on that carousel, I can't help but think, "Fuck, I hope he didn't ride poor Jahan like that."

[abluescarfonwaston]

Barnaby just cannot master Kotetsu's fried rice. It just Never tastes as good! He finally surrenders and calls Kaede and asks her what the secret to her Dad's fried rice is. He's literally Watched him make it before and it's never as good!

"You need to double the amount of Mayo. At least."

He doubles it. It tastes much closer but still isn't there. He stares at the spoon.

Just how much Mayo is Kotetsu using in this damn fried rice?

Across the city Kotetsu shudders. Some awful portante of disaster looms suddenly above him. Like Barnaby telling him he needs to cut down on the fried rice cause it's All Mayo.

[bivirtualtrash]

Reynold: If I blended a red bull, a five hour energy, a monster, a coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie do you think it would kill me?

Penelope, who runs solely on caffeine at this point, shrugs: Only if you die.

Reynold, pulls out the blender: I'll try it.

Duke Eckart, running into the kitchen: ReYNOLD, NO!