I do not believe in "illegal" immigration in the slightest.
Oh humans are migrating around the globe? How they always have done? And you expect me to give a fuck??
"b-b-b-but they're taking our jobs!!!!"
Mate. You have zero GCSEs and a criminal record for battering your wife when your favourite footy team was on the telly and you've had a few too many Stella's. You ever stop to think that's why you're unemployed?












