My friend just finished reading Harry Potter 5. And do you know what he said? THAT BELLATRIX WAS HIS FAVE CHARACTER. Okay, you could understand, y'know, he likes evil characters.
BUT HE SAID THAT SHE WAS HIS FAVE CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE KILLED SIRIUS!!!!!!!
So naturally, I tried to strangle him. (Not to hurt him y'know, just to make him fear me and regret what he had just said) But my friend stopped me. And he was angry at me until I apologized. Though my apologies weren't really sincere because he fucking is a prick and you can't tell in my face that you're happy Sirius died without being hurt. :)))))






