#heather pls

[lustyargonianmaid]

are u like... good

I've already answered this........ I am absolutely not

[deeton]

so my straight friend came out to me tn

he bi

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misskringle replied to your post:[ I SHOULD REALLY PUT THIS IN MY RULES, BUT —...

you need to feel rushed with me. if you don’t reply right away, i never forgive you and i put a plague upon your house.

[ isn’t that sickxride‘s job? ] 

[duchampian-dreams]

You should do all the sevens HEHEHEHE

PREPARE FOR A BUNCH OF SEVENS

7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:

To an extent, I mean the general description of an Aquarius is pretty fitting, but a lot of time the weekly/monthly horoscope things are extremely wrong lol

(There's no 17???)

27-Do you have any “rules” about food?

Rule #1 if it is good food I eat it

37-What is your ideal bed? Why?

one with a fluffy blanket for a sheet and a  fluffy blanket for a blanket so I can be 2x warm

47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

Yeah, quite a few actually. I imagined that they were really small and ran an illegal blackjack joint under my blanket at night I was a strange child

(THeRES NO 57 OR 67???)

77-What is your least favorite word?

uhh Kentucky. it just sounds gross

87-What are four things you can’t live without and why?

1. Internet: It's been my main method of pretty much everything for a decade or so and I'm not willing to change that now

2. Diet Sunkist because it is my life blood

3. Higurashi bcos probably unhealthy emotional attachment to fictional characters

4. uh, cats because they are fluffy and need to be on this planet

(it goes from 91 to 106? Whoever made this wasn't the best at counting)

107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Hm, this is tough because really there are pros and cons to both. Probably girls because sometimes guys have an emotional barrier bcos societal conditioning and all that, but really both are super cool.

117-Story of your first kiss?

I swooned a fair lady with my gentlemanly charm in 7th grade in an acting class. 

127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

Are they holding a weapon and/or trying to kill me

137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

My friend today

147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Not really? I can think of a few people that come close but at heart I'm a pretty selfish person so probably not.

157-Are you in love?

See: Suzuya Juuzou

167-Do you get jealous easily?

Not really

177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

None that were significant

187-A song that’s been stuck in your head:

Fuckin' 40 Mark Strasse is permanently implanted into my mind atm

197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

To not be such a goddamn pansy all of middle school lol

207-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why.

Hm, ignoring the fact that I'd starve to death either way, probably the person I hate for a month. Because hey, maybe they won't be so bad after all. Plus I can't see myself enjoying the company of solely one person for ten years.

[duchampian-dreams]

ALL DA QUESTIONS MWAHAHAAHA to the No Limit ones

1.Kissed a girl?

Uno tiempo

2.Kissed a boy?

Nop

3.Had sex in public?

Nop

4.What’s your religion?

Church of the flying spaghetti monster

5.What does your URL mean?

Reference to this song.

6.Reason you joined tumblr?

Bcos bored and needed something to do

7.Do you have any nicknames?

Capass, Kaihl, Kyehl, etc.

8.Do you like bubble bath?

Never really had one tbh

9.Kissed in the rain?

Nop

10.Dyed your hair?

It was dyed black awhile ago. It was a dark time

11.Soup or salad?

Super salad

12.Vegetable or meat?

Meat, you can't make a hamburger out of carrots

13.Go out drinking?

Only for orange soda yo

14.Smoke cigarettes?

Nop

15.Smoke weed?

420 blaze it ;))))

16.Do any hard drugs?

Crystal Meth

17.Have you had sex today?

Nop

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Does my cat count?

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

Good friends

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Yeah, once

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

Literally every day

22.Tried to commit suicide?

Nop

23.The last time you felt broken?

Recently

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

A lot

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

Nop

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

Short

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

Whether or not they are human

28.Do you sing in the shower?

A little too often

29.Do you dance in the car?

How do you even do that?

30.Where were you yesterday?

School

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

Back in boyscouts

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

School portraits a few weeks ago

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

If you think musicals are cheesy you have a VERY limited viewpoint on musical theatre. 

34.Is Christmas stressful?

Family is, presents are not

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple all the way

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher <_< >_>

37.Do you believe in ghosts?

Nop.

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

A lot, actually

39.Take a vitamin daily?

Flinstones gummy vitamins yo

40.Wear slippers?

Nop

41.Wear a bath robe?

Nop

42.What do you wear to bed?

Pajama pants and a T shirt

43.Do you want to get married?

idk if I find someone I want to marry sure

44.Can you curl your tongue?

Yup!

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?

2

46.How can I win your heart?

idk have an equally terrible taste in music and be cool with having a very limited diet of pizza and wendy's

47.what makes a great relationship?

when the dokis doki, u know it's sugoii

48.Shy OR open?

Doesn't matter but open prolly makes things easier from the start

50.Religious OR non-religious?

This shouldn't matter

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

A little of both

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

Straight edge in the sense of "I'm not going to do stupid shit unless under controlled and safe circumstances" not "I am closed minded", ya'know what I mean?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

Doesn't matter

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

Doesn't matter, but shitty tattoos are aaaaagh

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

I'm way too low energy for party type

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kinah-tow liked your photoset

SERIOUSLY? 

[melhekhinh]

Things that will top Heather saying I looked badass:

Her saying it to me in person.

Getting a picture with her while I'm in my Sasha cosplay (either casual or pilot suit, I really don't care.)

Getting a picture with her ALSO being in full Sasha costume while I'm wearing my Sasha cosplay.