[ FLIRT (kind of) ] "Seriously? What is this garbage?" Shamir mumbled to herself as she looked over the contents of a book she had found abandoned outside, labeled as "Pick-Up Lines: 101". The concept was interesting enough, and she could use a laugh... but this was just plain disappointing, and not even remotely funny. "You must be a dog person, because you look fetching? There's no way anyone falls for these." She glances over the top of the waste of paper to arch a brow in Yunaka's direction, her expression remaining as flat and impassive as ever before she speaks. It's all in jest, of course, but it's entertaining enough to see reactions to such corny statements. "Hey. Everyone calls me Shamir... but you can call me tonight."
She's got a cracker halfway into her mouth when she realizes Shamir is talking to her. She freezes, then decides that's not a good idea with food in her mouth, then forces herself to keep chewing and swallow before she chokes and coughs to death.
"That kinda sucks." She informs Shamir factually. Why would she call her a time of day? That made no sense at all. Yunaka claps her hands together to get the crumbs off her fingers.
"You'd think if someone wasted the time to write and print a book, they'd make sure what they were saying was actually good." That or it was a scam, in which case...well, unfortunate for the people desperate enough to buy a book in hopes that it would help. She reaches over and pinches the spine of the book to take it from Shamir and read herself. She only manages to scan a few lines before grimacing and shaking her head.
"Geez, all of these are bad. The scripts I used to read had way better ones." And she could prove it too. She snaps the book shut and hands it back to Shamir. Except this time, she follows after the book, stepping into Shamir's personal bubble as she does so. The smile on her face is practiced and the tilt of her head is calculated as she looks up at the mercenary from beneath her eyelashes.
"I can give you a private show sometime if you need convincing."
...see? Easy. And way better than that stupid book.
Point proven, she reaches past Shamir to pick up a glass of something off the table before turning and walking away with a wave over her shoulder. "Later, tater!"










