the idea of mine & my age murdocs firsy kiss being like my actual first proper kiss IS SOOOO funny. he immediately starts trying to stick his tongue in my mouth i say “oh wow” or whatever it was i said and he goes “whoops im just sooo used to kissing like that harhar” and i think a part of me would die. from embarrassment. but wow… so experienced he only considers making out a proper kind of kiss. terrifying. sick in the head









