Jan 16, 2017
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scrib of @heirofchairs lyrewitch
one day i’ll remember not to draw on itty bitty canvases but today is not that day
HEY @heirofchairs IS THE FUCKING BEST PSA
CHAIR IS ASLEEP AND CANNOT HEAR ME SCREAM IM SORRY FOR SENDING YOU LIKE FOUR MINUTES OF SNAPCHATS CONSISTING KF NOTHING BUT YELLING THATS A LIE IM NOT SORRY WAKE UP AND SUFFER WITH ME
sorry not sorry tHE EGG AHTCHE D D D,,,
ey yo i got tagged by the forever lovely dragon-of-wonder
Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.
Name: Rachel Nickname: Evi, clair Birthday: June 28th, 1996 Gender: lady Sexuality: i like girls i like boys i do not like genitalia Height: 5'6" Time Zone: CentraaAAl What time and date is it there: September 1, 2014 at 11:35 PM Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 to 8 The last thing I Googled was: ”droopy bow” My most used phrase(s): omg First word that comes to mind: fuck What I last said to a family member: ”bye” One place that makes me happy & why: my shower because bitches dont bug me in there How many blankets I sleep under: 1 Favorite beverage(s): APPLE JUICE. The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy Three things I can’t live without: computer, wifi, indoor plumbing Something I plan on learning: How to sew A piece of advice for all my followers: if you pour sugar water in someone's shoes the ants will come to consume them You all have to listen to this song: U AND FUCKING CLOUD My blog(s): this one only
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You opened yourself up to this, answer all of them
1) Sexuality?
i like girls and i like boys but i dont like your genitals
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Chair what the fuck do you mean we already met
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
The Dark Hills Divide, nO LINE THERE HAHAHAHAH ITS THE END OF A CHAPTER
4) What do you think about most?
anime skeleton
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Chair: TELLMEWHENYOUDOBECAUSEAAAAA
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
always pants, usually a tanktop or a really offensively huge shirt
7) What’s your strangest talent?
i can wiggle the tip of my nose
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls, please teach me how to apply good makeup because i am at a lossBoys, why do you sit like you are inviting a swift kick to the nuts get out of my chairspace
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
nah
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
like never
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
do not touch my wrists i will actually dropkick you
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
middleschool was a hard time
13) What’s your religion?
there is a god in the sky probably and he is a dick and its definitely a he there is no other explanation
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
trying to get back inside
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
MARCHING BAND
17) What was the last lie you told?
number 10
18) Do you believe in karma?
nah, but if bad shit happens to bad people i will totally yell it out anyways
19) What does your URL mean?
"unimaginative hermit girl got tired of looking at a blank box and put down the first thing that came to mind"
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
weakness is my intense lack of motivation, strength is my ability to turn on and off my caring function at will
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
oh my god i have so many emma stone its emma stone but also alexander ludwig sometimes
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope
23) How do you vent your anger?
really loud angry jams
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
music boxes!!!!! i only have like six because they are kind of pricey and also i’m a huge weeaboo so i like getting the themed ones but gIVE ME ALL YOUR MUSIC BOXES.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
phone oh god phone what the fuck is wrong with my face muscles
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
nope, but i’m gettin there
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
i hate the sound of people in theaters and highschool boys breaking the law, love the sound of music boxes and loud thunder and people complimenting me when they dont know im around because then i dont have to figure out how to react ssawano hiroyuki
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if i hadnt been such a huge bitch from ages 0-15
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
yes to both, but its that peripheral kind of “yeah probably idc” believe
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right arm: dark hills divide cuz i put it right thereleft arm: my phone
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
febreeze and sadness
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
mmmmmemphis tennessee home of the most uncomfortable family reunions i have ever had to attend
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
no coast the ocean is horrifying
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
brendon urie has this thing with his face where it is so expressive i am attracted and terrified in equal measure
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
preparation for the skeleton wars
36) Define Art.
shit that makes my kokoro go doki doki
37) Do you believe in luck?
yes and mine aint that awesome
38) What’s the weather like right now?
how the fuck should i know i dont go outside hot as hell
39) What time is it?
1:48 AM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
yes, no
41) What was the last book you read?
all the way through, Cry of the Icemark for like the fifteenth time
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
yES
43) Do you have any nicknames?
evi, clair
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Guardians of the Galaxy
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
wisdom teeth count as an injury right
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
NO BECAUSE THEY ARE HARBINGERS OF DESTRUCTION SENT FROM HELL.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
khr has been a nice seven year obsession that hasnt ever really gone away so good job
48) What’s your sexual orientation?
affection
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
so manygood thing no one cared
50) Do you believe in magic?
no reason not to
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
my name is evi and i can hold a grudge for upwards of ten years
52) What is your astrological sign?
cancer
53) Do you save money or spend it?
save it until someone brings up KHR merch and then i blow it all buying posters
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
that davesprite print from WhatPumpkin
55) Love or lust?
i’m pretty down with either
56) In a relationship?
lOL NO
57) How many relationships have you had?
absolute zero
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
i cant even stick my fucking tongue out like hell its reachin all the way up there
59) Where were you yesterday?
right here
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
my toenails
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
nah
62) What’s your favorite animal?
penguin!!! cats are cool too tho. and red pandas. also snakes. snakes!!!!
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
i’ll let you know when i find out
64) Where is your best friend?
they are both equidistance on the other side of the universe, damn them
65) Spit or swallow?(;
thats probably gonna depend on how much i like you because apparently that shits gross
66) What is your heritage?
50% black, 25% korean, 25% white
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
probably reading fanfics
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
???bieber probably
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
obviously
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
abandon pants, use four years swim team to grab doge, call friend to get doge, jog to work and replace pants. pants take so long to dry its so dumb
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) gather all the friends and tell them at once and then run away really fast b) spend all of my money doing the travel and the theme park c) i’d probably alternate between morbid glee, total apathy, and mild hysteriaseems to be the usual pattern
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
trust
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Girls/Girls/Boys, Panic! At The Disco
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
4737
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
the desire to cuddleyou cannot be pissy and cuddly at the same time it works perfectly
77) How can I win your heart?
shortcut to my heart is through my back this is real scienceu give me a back massage or just touch both my shoulders at once and my soul is yours forever
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
creativity isnt really the word id use, but ye
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
CUTTING OFF MY HAIR.
80) What size shoes do you wear?
9 1/2 to 10 ;___;
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
my name and when lifespan because the massive sculpture of a seraph firing a laser gun on my headstone will do all the talking for me
82) What is your favorite word?
metempsychosis egg
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
sweetheart
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
R E M E M B E R W H O Y O U A R E
85) What’s the last song you listened to?
The unplugged version of U & Cloud, Sawano Hiroyuki
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
Black and blue and purple
87) What is your current desktop picture?
weeaboo cheshire loving trash
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
me
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
this one actually
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
scream a lot for like six minutes and then call the fucking police i sleep with my phone
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
time control
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
when i was in sixth grade i talked to a girl and that basically ruined me for the next seven years of my life so i would like to not talk to that girl maybe or maybe just not fuck that up i dont know it was a very weird stage of my life
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
middleschool
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
i would very much like to do the sleep with arty because she is a fucking superstar but only the sleep but i mean if you wanna do the other sleep i’d probably be down with that too even though genitals are creatures of the devil
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
canada
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
not that i know of
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
when i was a small child ye ah
98) Ever been on a plane?
many times
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
"chill"