Lenda Urcana planet gods incorrect quotes part 3 because I said so
*Something crashes* Martes: Shoot- Earra: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Helene: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Iovus: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet? Earra: Why? Iovus: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Hel. Earra: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that. Iovus: Earra, you have opened my eye.
Samenos: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Helene: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Samenos: Obviously. Now, Earra, pass the scythe.
Ourelie: Damn it, the printer broke while printing out Earra's birthday invitations. Helene: Well, what are they supposed to say? Ourelie: "Earra's birthday". Helene: So, what do they say instead? Ourelie: "Earra’s bi". Helene: Helene: Works out either way.
Seidun: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.” Earra: Actually, you can’t. Helene: Not since the accident.
*Thump noise* Martes, from the other room: What happened?! Helene: Iovus' tunica fell. Martes: Why was it loud? Helene: It had him inside.
Samenos: You are irrationally angry the entire time Earra is doing her lap. Martes: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Helene: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Ourelie: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Helene, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Martes, whispering: Because I have little hands. Helene: Because he has little hands.
Martes: Fun Fact! The average human will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Seidun: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Helene: It's fun because of the amount of murders that could have happened, but didn't.