#hell yeah babeyyy

[catmemer]

@anthonypanics got me a sword for our anniversary. Now we can duel >:^)

[serostuffsmh]

Do i love dadhaul? Yes. Do i imagine him deciding to pull an Annie and adopt me? More than is healthy! Would he be a good dad? Absolutely not if i were a child, but i am 18 years old and all my parental figures have been garbage! I'll take what i can get!

Sometimes platonic/parental relationships are all you need.

[emberoops-archive]

The sun has set not long ago, and the trees outside, mostly evergreens, rustle in the breeze. A vase of wilted tulips sits on the table.

Ember, glamours on and for once appearing entirely human, picks at their fingernails. Skulduggery, wearing the face of a stranger, holds out a gloved hand, and the take it.

"I, um. Mom. Nana. I need to tell you something - well, um, actually, I, I need to tell you two things, uh." Ember cleared their throat. "So, the easy one, I...I'm looking at my gender, again. Um. I. I know - I mean, I think - I'm not a girl."

Already, their mother rolled her eyes, but Nana reached out a hand, too. It was warm, and rough with callouses, and Ember gave a grateful smile to her while trying to make a convincing performance of not being stung by the predictable response.

Then, thankfully, Mom spoke up. "Okay. I love you, I - what name should we call you?"

They smile, a strained thing; both Skulduggery and Nana squeeze their hands at once, and something about that makes their heart leap, makes the smile genuine for a second.

"I've been going by Ember." Nana nods in approval. Mom doesn't, but she doesn't look upset, either. "The other thing is...harder." Ember clears their throat again. Blood rushes in their ears and their eyes bore into the table. "I...I'm not entirely human. Or mortal. I know that's hard to believe, but-"

"We know, sweetheart," Mom cuts in.

"What?"

Nana takes a turn after a long, full look, and says, "Honey, this has been going on since you were born, and you can't keep a secret from us to save your life." Tears flicker into Ember's eyes, and the feeling is strange, now, after all these months living as themself, and the lump in their throat hurts something awful.

"So...you...you believe me?"

A snort from Mom. "When you were a teenager you used to stick your hand into the fireplace when you thought we weren't looking. We believe you. And calling your boyfriend Doug after insisting on reading those books out loud to me, with the suit and everything, it really wasn't subtle."

Ember met Skulduggery's gaze, just as the world went on a Dutch angle. He tapped his collarbones, and the façade melted away.

"I didn't know she shared them with you..." he murmured.

"Oh, the first six books or so. After the first three we had to buy them from overseas. Never stopped talking about you, admitted the crush at one point at the dinner table."

"Mom...Nana..." Ember whispered.

"Come here." It was one of them, but Ember wasn't sure which one, as they collapsed into the arms of their mothers. "We love you, darling. Thank you for telling us."

That was when, relieved, Ember burst into tears.

[oasisofgalaxies]

gay gay homosexual gay

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[astraltrain]

only 364 more days until mark fischbach and ethan nestor fucking murder everyone who watched anything from unus annus

[jincherie]

I really REALLY liked periapt..... you see if I join your patreon are you perhaps has something in your draft about that story already or...😔

oh actually! thanks to a deal i made with @vinterjeon there will be a periapt update before the end of the year hopefully, so yea that will be one of the things on the patreon! esp the planning,,, lo can vouch for that shit HAHAHAHAH

[bisexual-spider-man]

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!!!

[sorikas]

Wish me luck so I can get tickets tomorrow. I gotta stay glued to my computer until I have them