Oct 27, 2021
@captain-tearex summing me up as i talk about one of my new OCs
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@captain-tearex summing me up as i talk about one of my new OCs
"But Barney doesn't need to be dark," I say, knowing full well I turned Pokémon into a straight up political and supernatural horror show
muse for threads or headcanons on this blog: 0
muse for writing four contest appeals for muses on this blog, one of which will be at LEAST 9 minutes and 30 seconds: 100
“I’ve come to make an announcement. Tian is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. She is NOT avoiding this blog because she has headaches from her concussion. She’s avoiding this blog because like a squirrel with no attention span, she’s started hyperfixating on my VLD self over on @rebelbrat! Oh, the nerve!”
“Now you know how it feels like to not be threaded with, don’t you?”
All that aside, if you want a more scifi take on Tobias, go follow me on rebelbrat! And watch him live up to the URL’s name…
“HEY!”
the whole thing is now a haunted house. a haunted house that spans like 8 different continents filled with stuffed versions of all my murder monsters and wilhelmine screaming “BOO!” while flapping her arms really big at the end.
this gem brought to you by @steeloblige
The Pokémon you train say a lot about you. Put their Pokedex entries here!
ACXA - LUCARIO EX Regarded by many as the acupuncturist from hell, the exceptionally well-trained Lucario EX can kill you just by using an attack into some of your pressure points. If you want a one-way ticket to the heaven gates, book your appointment today!
EZOR - ENIGMARI ROTOM With no weaknesses thanks to its Ability and the attitude to match, this pint-sized shitbag was made for only one thing: stall, stall, stall. Oh, and eating all your midnight snacks.
NARTI - MADJANI SERPERIOR Its hobbies include toxicology, plant biology, and hunting your ass down at night. It’s so goddamn poisonous that even standing near it can send you screaming all the way to the ER.
ZETHRID - GARCHOMP EX It flies at speeds equal to a jet fighter plane. Oh, I’m sorry, is this Garchomp EX? Make that a jet fighter plane that can break the sound barrier. Don’t even bother trying to run.
KOVA - CHATTEREALM It’s a cat with a universe inside of it. Scientists are still trying to figure out how it has room enough in its stomach for both a universe and your socks.
LAIKA - KITZORO This nine-tailed fox demon with wings will make you forget everything you know when it Gmaxes. Fortunately, you’ll also forget what made you stupid enough to want to challenge it.
Nadia @ Tobias
“Smiling face with three hearts” has replaced “Smiling imp” as my top used emoji under this keyword.
Wha…what’s happening to me? Am I no longer an edgelord? Am I secretly……Pure?!