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He's complaining about the ending of the latest episode.
"I can't fuckin' believe they ended it like that! I hate that they tried t'cross the Juanita an' Maria plot over with th' love triangle at the hospital, they're pushin' too many subplots together!"
A beat passes.
"...Anyway. Same time next week, right?"
@primordialruin @queenbeeibee @evulosie @more-things-in-heaven-hell
Thats a helluva mood, stolas
sorry XDXD
Next Week, on Hellanovella
"Juanita." Maria's voice carries in the dimly lit living room, reaching the crying demoness on the couch. She looks up, her face flushed red, a green handkerchief pressed against her face. "Maria. Come to gloat? Carlos has left me. Are you happy now?"
"That's not what I'm here for, Juanita." The short succubus steps into the room slowly, her hands hidden behind her back. A quick camera cut reveals a stoppered, blue glass bottle - and a shining Angelic blade. "I'm here to tell you the truth. It's time you knew that I'm-"
"Not really Maria. Or her evil triplet."
"...how did you know?"
"Because" Juanita stood up slowly, handkerchief dropping to the ground, "I would recognize the scent of you anywhere... Matteo."
Cue absolute jaw drop. Holy shit!!! They never dropped additional previews!
He's quick to text everyone else about it. And yes, the gang absolutely has a group chat specifically for Hellanovella things.
[Angel]: holy fuckin shit did u guys see the new preview????
@queenbeeibee @primordialruin @evulosie @more-things-in-heaven-hell
Next Week, on Hellanovella
"Juanita." Maria's voice carries in the dimly lit living room, reaching the crying demoness on the couch. She looks up, her face flushed red, a green handkerchief pressed against her face. "Maria. Come to gloat? Carlos has left me. Are you happy now?"
"That's not what I'm here for, Juanita." The short succubus steps into the room slowly, her hands hidden behind her back. A quick camera cut reveals a stoppered, blue glass bottle - and a shining Angelic blade. "I'm here to tell you the truth. It's time you knew that I'm-"
"Not really Maria. Or her evil triplet."
"...how did you know?"
"Because" Juanita stood up slowly, handkerchief dropping to the ground, "I would recognize the scent of you anywhere... Matteo."
-sniff Sniif— “Oh Jaunita I feel your pain, “ he’s in his room eating a bucket of fried gizzards and crying into his gravy .
At the reveal however —
“Matteo !!! I knew it that explains the weird behavior the dinner !!”
The paperwork remains on his work desk— he’ll get to it eventually .
Oh this next episode was gonna be a doozy !!
"Well. At least no one spoiled me on last week's episode of Sin It to Win It."
Lute. How do you get Hell reception all the way up in Heaven? Is that illegal? Would you get in trouble if they knew you were watching Hellanovella?
"... It was Adam's doing. He got the connection working to watch some..." A brief pause, Lute taking a long sip from the wine glass in her hand. "Other Hellish media. Why he can't just use his own setup to watch that mess, I don't fucking know, but at least he managed to keep it hidden from everyone else up here."
This bitch watches just about every piece of trashy media you can possibly think of. Soaps, Hellanovellas, reality tv, bachelor/ette shit, all of it. since he watches SO MUCH of it, he finds it difficult to actively keep up with everything.
Sire! SIRE! Have you caught up on Hellanovella? The last episode was INSANE-
We opened with Juanita telling someone in the dark that Maria knows Carlos isn't the father of the baby, and she's going to spill the beans! "Ha! She cannot prove anything!"
The door opens. "Juanita?"
"CARLOS!"
"What are you doing here, with my roommate - DIEGO?"
"Carlos! I can explain! We were just talking, about, about-"
"ABOUT REVENGE!"
“Hey don’t spoil it for everyone not everyone is as caught up as I am—!!”
“I-I’m mean I’m so busy being a k-king I don’t have time for this —“ he’s still staring at the tv — “oooh revenge! But when will Carlos tell her about his hidden boyfriend ?!”
