#hellboundarsonist

[hellboundarsonist]

"Something BIG. Something that takes up the entire height of the room. Something that is the perfect shade of green and the branches aren’t all dead looking. Trust me on this. I’ll know the tree when I see it. And yes, I do have ornaments. I have a whole storage unit full of them."

[vengefulidentity]

"I get the feeling you've been preparing for this for a while," Dan* pointed out as he flashed a grin and chuckled. This was to be expected, since he knew how much Dan loved Christmas. He couldn't necessarily say the same for himself, but hopefully this year would change that. "You'll let me help decorate it, right? Or will my interference ruin your perfect tree?" he teased.

[hellboundarsonist]

Dan just laid on top of him, tail swishing around. A very loud purr vibrated from his chest. “I’m hungry. Take me to Burgerphile.” Of course, Dan was not going to take no for an answer. But hey, it was better than him eating the life energy from people, right?

[vengefulidentity]

Dan* rolled his eyes at the demon's stern demand. It seemed like Dan would never understand that a simple please would make things easier. On second thought, it'd be weird if he did. "When aren't you hungry?" he groaned, trying his best to sit up. He eyed Dan for a bit before continuing. "Fine, I'll take you... but what do I get in return?" A mischievous smile spread upon his lips.

[vengefulidentity]

hellbound-arsonist replied to your post:*pounce*

"Yeah, but this way is more fun. And DON’T DO THAT." Dan swatted at Dan* for grabbing his soul patch but relaxed a bit once their lips met.

As they slowly pulled away, Dan* acted swiftly to flip the two of them over, pinning Dan to the floor. "Let's see how you like it when you're on the receiving end, then," he said with a cheeky grin. "Heh. You were right. This is fun," Dan* pointed out, touching his forehead against Dan's.

[vengefulidentity]

*pounce*

"Oof!" Thud.

"You know, there are other ways to get my attention," Dan* smirked, grabbing at his soul patch and tugged him forward for a kiss.

[vengefulidentity]

Dan smacked him on the back of the head. "What the fuck are you talking about? Move on to something else? Don't me stupid." He smacked him again. //LETS PRETEND IM ON THE CORRECT BLOG OK

Dan* let out a grunt, rubbing the back of his head to soothe the strikes he'd just received. He gave Dan a bit of a glare. "Maybe I am being stupid. All the more reason to change things up a bit." The words were hasty on his tongue, and Dan* silenced himself a moment too late. His gaze fell to the floor apologetically.

"Sorry," he muttered. "I've just been... thinking too much."

[vengefulidentity]

hellbound-arsonist replied to your post:*sneaks up behind him, crouched...

Dan didn’t seem to be listening. He just kept chewing on Dan*s ear before finally sitting up. “I dunno. It just seemed like the right thing to do.”

A shaky breath passed through Dan*'s lips, his entire body shuddering from the teeth at his flesh. He supposed he deserved it, given the countless times he had exploited Dan's own weak spots. Still... "I'm... sure it did," Dan* said, a bit breathless. "Could you get off of me now? I can barely... breathe."

[vengefulidentity]

*sneaks up behind him, crouched like a cat, then pounces, knocking him to the floor then bites his ear*

There was a thick sensation of suspense in the air, Dan* could feel it, but he wasn't sure what in particular caused it until it hit him--literally. With a startled, "oof!" Dan* fell forward roughly hitting the floor and promptly was pinned by a familiar heated weight. Dan* let out a groan, trying to shove Dan off of him, but the sudden teeth nipping at his ear caused his spine to tingle. "D-Dan," he stuttered, "what are you... do..ing...?" 

[vengefulidentity]

hellboundarsonist replied to your post:"HEY JERKFACE! I'm hungry."

"I want a hamburger. Chop chop."

"What, no please? How rude. With those manners, don't be surprised if you find a slice of cheese on it."