#helllo??

[loveforloveland]

flashback to when the bears drafted colston and put a pic of him in the bears gc on instagram

[yurialexanderhamilton]

"I think Jack sees you as a fragile tea cup, the finest china used only for special guests"

"How do you see me?"

"The mongoose I want under the house when snakes slither by."

[thefinestbrandofeefa]

smurf village’s population was 100% gay men until smurfette came in and they started getting scared that she would judge them and their gay ways so they tried to flirt with her to convince her that they were straight, not realizing she was a lesbian

[mcytblrconfessions]

i was a section parent of my high school band (Student With Parental Energy™) and the minors of dsmp are in the same age range as the freshmen/sophomores I took care of when I was a Junior/Senior and I have to keep beating the shit out of my brain with the parasocial stick i hate it here,

[pencilscratchins]

oh no you drew behrad hot

i hate to be the one to tell you this but that’s just what he looks like :(

[fatboyfucker]

PLEASE

[riverrockz]

boyfie and i are watching 50 shades of grey and this shit is CRAZY, cause why is he like that?? and she just.. goes with it?