Attempting to calm my boss down after a particularly frustrating morning:
Me: Here, Dr. Gogineni, have a piece of dark chocolate. It's really good, and it'll help.
Prasad: [sighs] Nothing helps.
Me: [laughs awkwardly]
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Attempting to calm my boss down after a particularly frustrating morning:
Me: Here, Dr. Gogineni, have a piece of dark chocolate. It's really good, and it'll help.
Prasad: [sighs] Nothing helps.
Me: [laughs awkwardly]
I was going to tell that lady to go jump in a well.
Then I thought, I should act my age.
Hello, Prasad
"I said 'fuck you' quite loudly. ... I got fed up."
Actual quote from my boss. Just another Wednesday at the office.
It's the little moments that make this job worthwhile.
Boss: [wandering into my office] Holy moly!
Me: [snorts/laughs]
Boss: What's so funny? Is it something one of your friends said?
Me: (Awesome, he knows I chat with people at work.) No! You said holy moly! It was funny!
Boss: Oh. Yeah.