#helloivewaitedhereforyou

[thehyra]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY! I realise your birthday has possibly ended by this point, however the need to message has been on my mind all day. I hope your day was at least a 7.5/10, and that your 24th year is both sassy and grungy as heck, both in equal parts (insert kissy face emoji right here).

BLASTOISE! thank you so much omg, my birthday is still in progress here, so you aren’t late at all! my day was a 7.6/10 and i’m having pizza later so it may go as high as a 7.61/10 we never know.

[tukastar]

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[mrrightandmrbubble]

Just wanna say, I missed your return somehow, but I'm glad it happened, and I hope your cruise was spectacular (you know, filled with dancing, music, dancing, singing, dancing, and most importantly, good food & drinks- and dancing).

Allo poppet! Happy to see you, too - I came back last year but slipped in quietly through the back door (snort). There were bands playing everywhere on that ship daily (with varying degrees of appeal and less variation in their setlists) so I was spoiled for choice.

I think I was outshone on the dancefloor by my folks. The older my dad gets, the more he relaxes into his go-to step of keeping his feet stationery and just boogying from the knees up like a jack-in-the-box that popped up a while ago and is swaying in the breeze.

There was a Bianco white party one night and in a sea of white, my parents were the whitest.

[ibleachednirvana]

birthday mildly rhymes with RJ. it's a conspiracy.

confirmed

[ibleachednirvana]

remove all ur hair, put it in a jar and send it around the world like grunge shirt

that is a genius idea 

it must be considered

[mrrightandmrbubble]

noticed the photographer thing and instantly dismissed it. she seems high profile, and they have an album coming out in a handful of days- it makes sense. plus, imagine if you got to tour with the Foos? you'd be stoked and you'd post footage of them in their habitat too, dudes. plus everyone went on about Taylor Greenwood when Foofam or the like ultimately worked out that she's Jordyn's first cousin. Kirri's on point and there's no need to stress it.

[mrrightandmrbubble]

that's very interesting because one time I heard this amazing story about how Dave Grohl was secretly gay for Kurt but it wasn't reciprocated so now Dave just writes lots of songs (like every single song, apparently) about Kurt and fetishises his blonde The Foo Fight drummer. I can't remember where I read it, I tried googling it but nothing came up. if you find anything about Dave Grohl writing lots of songs about Kurt Cobain can you please link me? I'm very interested.

Remember the day Courtney accused Dave of being sexually obsessed with Kurt and putting Taylor in the "submissive drummer position"? Remember the Sexually Obsessed Dave meme that lasted for exactly 12 hours? Because I do. Oh, but I do.

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helloivewaitedhereforyou replied to your post:like i saw “tw smoking” the other day and its...

I saw a tw on a scan from the hungry hungry caterpillar once and it was like uh oh ok next level, we have to tag our photos of round crape paper cut outs that kinda don’t resemble anything at all now.

paperphobia