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I would just like to add to the whole "Who would be with me if I were insanely drunk and stumbling through streets and slurring songs" question.

Tucker would definitely be one and we would definitely most likely be doing One Direction or Hannah Montana.

James could also be there, but we would be doing some Nicki Minaj or THE Spiderman Dance.

And we would be having a BALL.

Me: There's a zta where you're gonna go right?

Brecklen: Ya for like 1600 dollars not living in the house. Do you think you can sell kidneys on ebay?

Me: Yikes. For one semester? Or year?? Probably. To like sketchy devil worshippers who are too cheap to get a whole person or goat.

Me: I've been hanging out with James and Tucker too much.

What.

Tucker: Why are you self conscious about your laugh?

Me: You said my laugh could feed a third world country!!! I don't even know what that means!

Tucker: Its boisterous.

Text me.

Ryan: D, text me when you get back on campus. I'll probably be

James: Samesies! Text ME so we can watch some Doctor Who.

Tucker: Text ME so we can...text.

Scratch that. I need new friends.

Mine are mean.

My little family here at UE. And I love them to death.

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